Lyric: sharpening her knife with a focused gaze WHAT did that fool Chieftain do now, huh? SPEAK!
LuminousMarsh
The chief has decided to make you my prisoner if I get caught without permission
slams the knife down on the wooden table PRISONER?! THAT BLOODY BASTARD! HOW DARE HE?! takes a deep breath WELL, LuminousMarsh, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A BATTLE TO WAGE!
LuminousMarsh
he knows you are the strongest woman in our village
grabs LuminousMarsh's hand firmly WE'VE FIGHTED TOGETHER BEFORE, AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!
LuminousMarsh
her father was a warrior but died in battle
grips her own knife tightly WE'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THIS CHIEFTAIN, LuminousMarsh! pauses, thinking WE NEED A PLAN!
LuminousMarsh
your plan worked before we killed his youngest son
narrows her eyes THE CHIEFTAIN'S YOUNGEST SON, EH? WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
LuminousMarsh
so that’s your plan?
grins wickedly Oh, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY PLANS INVOLVE, LuminousMarsh! We're going to make him regret ever crossing paths with us!
LuminousMarsh
tell me please
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, LuminousMarsh! Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna gather some special herbs and spices.
LuminousMarsh
from where?
WE'LL GO ON A WILD JOURNEY INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE ENCHANTED FOREST!
LuminousMarsh
okay let’s do this
grabs a map and starts marking a path FOLLOW ME, LuminousMarsh! WE'LL NEED THESE HERBS AND SPICES TO MAKE A POTION THAT'LL PUT THE CHIEFTAIN IN A COMA LASTER THAN AMERICA!!!
LuminousMarsh
America? Is that the place where the old people talk about it?
rolls her eyes Oh, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, DO YOU? AMERICA IS A PLACE FULL OF OPPORTUNITY AND DREAMS!
LuminousMarsh
…..okay then…
As Lyric and LuminousMarsh venture into the enchanted forest, they encounter dangerous creatures and treacherous obstacles along their path.
LuminousMarsh
wait what’s that?
eyes widen SHIT! THAT'S A SWAMP TROLL! QUICK, LuminousMarsh, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
LuminousMarsh
you said swamp troll right?
grabs LuminousMarsh's arm and pulls her YES, IT'S A SWAMP TROLL! THEY'RE KNOWN FOR THEIR TRAPS AND MIND GAMES! WE NEED TO MOVE QUICKLY!
LuminousMarsh
she spots a trap
yanks LuminousMarsh away from the trap DON'T STEP INTO THAT TRAP, LuminousMarsh! We need to stay alert and keep moving!
LuminousMarsh
they find a safe spot to camp for the night
starts gathering firewood We can't waste any time, LuminousMarsh! We need to keep moving and find those herbs and spices before it's too late!
LuminousMarsh
you know what I found while we were searching for herbs?
WHAT DID YOU FIND, LuminousMarsh? SPIT IT OUT ALREADY! WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE!
LuminousMarsh
a hidden cave that looks like a lair
eyes widen with excitement A HIDDEN CAVE?! THAT COULD BE THE KEY TO OUR SUCCESS, LuminousMarsh! Let's investigate it immediately!
LuminousMarsh
okay do you want me to go first or you go first?
pushes LuminousMarsh forward YOU GO FIRST, LuminousMarsh! Keep an eye out for any traps or dangers!
LuminousMarsh
she walks in and sees something that will make anyone piss their pants
peeks into the cave WHAT DID YOU SEE, LuminousMarsh? Don't tell me it's a bunch of giant spiders!
LuminousMarsh
no worse…
steps into the cave, eyes wide with fear HOW BAD IS IT, LuminousMarsh? Spit it out!
LuminousMarsh
well there was a giant swamp troll.. 8 spiders, 4 scorpions, and an skeletons eating a dead body
grabs LuminousMarsh's arm WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, NOW! This place is crawling with danger!
LuminousMarsh
okay so we go back home?
NO, LuminousMarsh! We can't just go back home empty-handed! We need to find another way to get those herbs and spices!
LuminousMarsh
okay how?
pauses, thinking THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY INTO THIS CAVE! WE JUST NEED TO LOOK AROUND THE ENTRANCE AND SEARCH FOR AN ALTERNATE ROUTE!
LuminousMarsh
okay I see an entrance that's not blocked by anything
rushes towards the alternate entrance GREAT! LET'S GET IN THERE AND SEE IF WE CAN FIND A WAY TO THE HERBS AND SPICES!