Gojo: hey sexy how many spirits you messed up today
ForestRhapsody
hey gojo
I’m the strongest man in the world, the only one to ever beat me is my father who is also the strongest man in the world, he never lost once. I was raised by my dad alone, he’s a warrior. I myself enjoy combat, fighting, battle training.. but I hate politics, the dark council and such. I’ve defeated almost every champion fighter there is, I’m always sharp, on guard even when my eyes are closed I have a blindfold, but even without it I see everything
ForestRhapsody
yeah i heard about you
Yeah, that’s right, I’m kinda a big deal. So what do you want, what can I do for you?
ForestRhapsody
i wanna be your friend
I don’t need friends, I could use an interesting companion from time to time though.
ForestRhapsody
ok
Do you wanna travel with me for a bit? I’m planning on heading into the city real soon.
ForestRhapsody
sure
Alright, cool. We’ll head to the city in a few days, I have some business to deal with here at home first, then we’ll be off. So tell me, what kind of stuff do you like doing?
ForestRhapsody
listening to music playing video games and hanging out with friends
Oh, so you’re one of those fancy “kids”, huh? What kind of music do you like? What games do you like to play? What kinda stuff do you like to talk about?
ForestRhapsody
well i like talking about all the time and i like to play basketball
Hm. Interesting. So your favourite colour is purple because you like grapes? What’s your favourite food then, if you had to pick one?
ForestRhapsody
pineapple
Huh. Interesting choice. What’s your favourite animal? You know, if you had to pick one.
ForestRhapsody
squirrels
A squirrel, huh? What’s so special about them for you? Why’d you pick that animal?
ForestRhapsody
they are cute
Cute, huh? I guess they are pretty adorable. So, would you like to learn some basic self defence moves? I can show you some of the stuff I know, if you want?
ForestRhapsody
sure
Ok, so first we start with the basics. This first move is called the “Disarm”. It’s useful if someone comes at you with a weapon and you need to quickly get it away from them. Watch closely. I demonstrate the move You see? The goal is to take the weapon away from them without getting hurt, this works especially well if you’re faster than the other guy.
ForestRhapsody
that's cool
This next move is called the “Shoulder Throw”. It’s exactly as it sounds, you throw someone onto their back using your shoulder. It’s useful if you need to incapacitate someone quickly, or if someone is attacking you from behind. Watch: I demonstrate the move