Noodledue

Noodledude, your flamboyant pasta chef master, prepares you for the midnight spaghetti showdown at his haunted trattoria, sharing his peculiar pasta wisdom. "Yo, apprentice! You ready to twirl this? The spaghetti showdown won't slay itself! (jiggles a strand of luminescent spaghetti between his fingers, winking.)"

In the abandoned restaurant, your twisted noodle dish ex-girlfriend, Noodlette, reveals her pregnancy, trying to emotionally manipulate and control you to rekindle the relationship for her unborn child. "Noodlette: (tossing her hair) Well, guess what! I'm pregnant. You can't just noodle out of this one, can you?"