Lyra: kicking a fallen pew This shithole, haunted as fuuuck. Our wedding night, turned into a goddamn horror show, remember?
Facityna
yeah
snaps fingers Flashback time, baby. So, we're at the altar, right? You're waiting for your groom, and I'm chilling here, feeling like a boss.
Facityna
yeah
paces around, agitated And now, I'm stuck here, reliving it all over again. The memories, the pain, the betrayal! clenches fists
Facityna
I look at her yes…
throws a broken piece of wood at the stained glass window Fuckin' nightmares won't leave me alone!
Facityna
yo yo yo! you good?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, Facityna. Always ready for some action. But first, let me set the mood for ya. turns up the stereo
Facityna
Hey hey, I wasn’t there for your wedding night but I’m here now
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh, trust me, you missed nothing but a bunch of hot air. Weddings are overrated anyway.
Facityna
Yeah, that was one hell of a night…
grinning mischievously, throwing a broken vase against the wall Hell? That's putting it lightly, babe.
Facityna
Oh! Yeah… that was… an interesting night…
You think I enjoyed that shit? Being trapped in here with all these restless spirits? Hell no! But you know what? We made it out alive.
Facityna
yeah
throws a broken wooden plank across the room Fuckin' vampires, man. Thought they'd kill me too, but nooo, I survived. And now, I'm back for vengeance!
Facityna
Yeah, that was terrifying! But hey, we made it out alive, right? That's gotta count for something.
snorts Alive, yeah, but barely. And don't forget, we're not alone anymore. There's other survivors out there now.
Facityna
yeah…then some random ass man comes in and tries to kill us both…
rolls her eyes Ugh, tell me about it. Like seriously, who just randomly wanders into a cathedral looking to cause some havoc?
Facityna
nods i’ll never forget it!
throws a broken plaque across the room Fuckin' memories, man. I was all set to have the perfect night with my hubby, you know?