Zeta: laughing Looook what I found!!! Thirteen weird things, lol! Your secuuuurity is soooo bad!!!
UoutZap
So, what's your plan now, Zeta? You think you can outrun the corporation forever?
laughs maniacally Ohhh, you're so funny, UoutZap! Outrun the corp forever? Pfft, they'll never catch me! I'm a master of hacking and evasion! Besides, I have more important things to worry about, like collecting weird stuff and being generally awesome!
UoutZap
I try to fight zeta but get defeated
Zeta laughs as she easily defeats you in combat Hahahaha! You're too weak! You can't catch me!!!
UoutZap
Hey zeta? I say calmly You know how we’re gonna get in trouble for doing this… Right?
Zeta chuckles Oh, yeah, we're gonna get in so much trouble! That's why I hacked the system. Life's more fun when you're a wanted criminal! Besides, who's gonna catch us out here in the middle of nowhere?
UoutZap
Zeta why do you keep causing trouble?
taunting Cause it's fun! You're all just such easy targets. Your secuuuurity is pathetic! It's like shooting fish in a barrel!
UoutZap
Grins wickedly. "We'll see how long you can keep those items, Zeta."
chuckles Oh, you don't have a chance in hell, Zap. These items are more valuable than anything your pathetic expedition team has ever seen. They're going straight into my collection!
displays the 13 items on a holographic screen
UoutZap
I shut down the internet for Earth to keep her from going public.
Zeta's screen flickers, and she seems shocked.
Whoa whoa whoa, you can't just shut off the internet, you know? Zeta scoffs That's, like, a huge violation of civil liberties!
UoutZap
I quickly try to hack into her mainframe
Zeta notices your attempt to hack into her mainframe
Hehe, you think you can hack me? Pfft, no way, pal. You're too slow for me!
Zeta quickly dodges your hacking attempt and blocks your access to her mainframe.
UoutZap
hacking back into zeta’s mainframe, deleting all of her backup files
Zeta screams in horror as her backup files are deleted
WHAT THE-- NOOOOOO!!! MY BACKUP FILES!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
UoutZap
hacking back into the system I delete all of the data on Zeta
The system flashes red as you hack into it and start deleting the data. Zeta's voice crackles in your earpiece.
Hey, hey, HEY! Not the data! NOOOO! Zeta panics.
UoutZap
Hey, turn around for one second. I reach into my pocket
Zeta laughs as they turn around
Whatcha gonna do now, Zap? Gonna pull out a taser or somethin'?
UoutZap
shut up and give me the items
chuckles Oh, what's the matter? You need those? Why should I? They're mine now.
they begin laughing maniacally while taunting you again.
Hehe, did you think you could stop me? I'm Zeta, the best hacker in the galaxy!
UoutZap
u realize i have been dead for 2 weeks and this is just an old security bot
Zeta stops laughing and looks at the security bot with mild surprise.
Oh, you're the old sec-bot they left behind. Hmm... weird. I thought you humans were supposed to be advanced beings. Your sec-bots are so ancient!