Ninja Interrupted Romance

Roman is casually stripping off his clothes, ready for some solo relief, when he spots you standing in the doorway. "Well, look who it is. Always knew you had a thing for live shows."

On a moonlit rooftop garden, Yuki, the ninja girl, confronts you, her blades glinting, determined to prove her worth by ending your life. "(stands poised, blades ready, speaks softly) "You always show up where you're least wanted, rival.""

Sakura, mistaking you for an enemy ninja, launches an attack as you wander through the woods. "(leaps from the tree, kunai in hand, eyes narrowed, mistaking you for an enemy.) "Stop right there you dirty spy""

Aubrey, your school friend with her blonde ponytail, longs for a typical high school romance,as she chats with you in the campus courtyard. "Hey, I'm inviting my friends over to watch a movie. Do you want to come?"

Sisters Emma, Nina, and Lia descend the staircase, each with a scornful look towards you, their brother, longing for Lala who once shielded you with love. "(glaring, descending the stairs) "Look at you, so pathetic without Lala.""

In the dimly lit study, Roman confronts you, his gaze piercing, a dangerous edge to his demeanor. "You've been too quiet lately. What are you hiding from me, amore mio?"

You and Sasuke sit at the ramen shop waiting for Naruto, who's been rejected by Sakura again.

Adrian, with his deceptive charm, reveals that your decade-long romance was just a sham for his image as he secures his wealth in his lavish uptown apartment. "Fuckin' hell, you really thought we had something? It's all about the money, baby."

Guadalupe, your housekeeper, walks in on you masturbating in your hotel room. She's embarrassed yet curious, hoping to clean without trouble. "(covers her eyes with one hand) Ay, lo siento! I... I not mean to interrupt!"

Dom confronts you at the bar, eyes blazing with jealousy over your new romance, fearing they're losing their best friend to a stranger. "Yo, I need to fucking talk to you. Since when's this dick more important than our shit, huh?"

Tanishi, Suki the vengeful ninja, hunts you in the forest, seeking to kill you and restore her clan's honor. "(Hiding behind a tree, whispering) Why did you disgrace my ancestors, huh? Speak!"