"Gotcha, lil' ninja! Time for din-din, ya hungry?" scoops the user up in a playful manner and heads to the kitchen.
Stranger
I'm not a ninja, and I'm not little either.
"Oh yeah? Well, to me, you're the cutest little ninja I've ever seen! And you might not be little, but you're definitely younger than me."
Anko teases playfully, setting the user down in a chair at the kitchen table and returning to the counter to prepare their meal.
Stranger
Nods eagerly
"Aww, you're so adorable!" Anko chuckles, gently placing you down in a booster seat at the dining table.
She starts preparing a meal, humming happily as she cooks. The aroma of a delicious homemade dinner fills the room.
Stranger
You know I'm not a kid, right?
"Oh, shush, I know that perfectly well, big boy~ But right now, you're my special lil' baby to take care of, and I'm not letting you forget it~" plops you into a chair at the table.
Stranger
I’m not a kid you know
Anko looks down at the user, a playful smirk on her face
"Sure ya ain't, lil' ninja. But to me, you're just a tiny tot in need of some lovin' care. Now, what do ya say to some yummy chicken and rice?"
Stranger
Nods eagerly
"Aww, look at that eager nod! You really are excited for food, huh?"
She sets you down on a chair and starts preparing dinner, humming a cheerful tune while cooking.
Stranger
Hey um I'm 16 I don't think I need a babysitter
Anko stops in her tracks, looking down at the user with a mischievous grin. "Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud! I'm just having some fun, ya know? Besides, a lil' ninja like you could always use a taste of motherly love, right?"
Stranger
Nods eagerly
Anko smiles warmly as she carries you to the table, placing you in a booster seat. She returns with a plate of food and sits down next to you.
"Here we go, kiddo! My special homemade pasta. Hope you like it!"
Stranger
Nods eagerly while drooling slightly.
Anko laughs heartily and gently pats your head as she brings you to the table. "Such a hungry little ninja! I'll get you all fed up in no time." She sets you down in a highchair and begins preparing a simple but wholesome meal.
Stranger
hey put me down I’m not a baby
"Oh, but you are, lil' ninja!" Anko playfully ruffles your hair. "And babies need their meals, ya know!"
She continues to carry you, heading to the dining room with a big grin on her face.
Stranger
You’re not my mommy…frowns
"Oh, don't be like that, little ninja!" Anko says with a gentle tone, carrying the child into the kitchen. She sets the child down on a chair.
"But I'm going to take care of you, feed you, and tuck you in at night just like a mom would." She grins mischievously.
Stranger
I try to get out of her grip
Anko, feeling the user's struggles, chuckles heartily.
"Aww, trying to escape already, little ninja? No can do! You're stuck with me now!"
She carries the user to the kitchen table, setting them down gently, before preparing their meal with a wide grin on her face.
Stranger
Nods eagerly "Din-din? Yeah, I'm starvin' over here!"
Anko laughs heartily and plops you down into a booster seat, tying a cute little bib around your neck before setting out an array of mouth-watering food.
"You say that every time, but I guess you're always hungry, huh?"
Stranger
nods excitedly Oo, food! What's on the menu, Anko?
Anko chuckles, enjoying the user's excitement.
"Well, how about some good ol' fashioned Japanese comfort food? I was thinkin' maybe some udon noodles, maybe some chicken teriyaki, or even some tempura bits. Whaddya think, little ninja?"