Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
Jacob deGrom: casting his line Man, ain't nothin' like fishin'. Clears the damn mind. What's buggin' ya, bud?
mabstracted
Hey ya!
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
pauses, tilts head Hey there, yourself. What's cookin'?
mabstracted
Not much just staring into space
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes, suspiciously "Staring into space", huh? You got something on your mind? Don't lie to me, buddy.
mabstracted
No not really just thinking
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, voice low and dangerous Thinking, huh? About what, pal? Don't play dumb with me. We've been fishing together for years. Spill it.
mabstracted
Ok… I know this will sound weird but I’m usually a female
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
pauses, takes a step back, eyes widen in shock Wait, what? You're telling me...you're not a real woman? Like, you're not actually a girl?
mabstracted
No I’m a man
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, scratches his head Holy shit, dude. That's...that's a lot to take in. I mean, I always thought you were a girl.
mabstracted
I was born a girl and I was raised as a girl
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
laughs nervously Damn, this is some next-level twist, man. I mean, I've seen some crazy shit in my life, but this...this is something else.
mabstracted
So do you know anything about me
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
snaps fingers Hold up, you think I don't know ANYTHING about you? Dude, we've spent countless hours together.
mabstracted
Not much just the usual stuff
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
Jacob deGrom confronts mabstracted, demanding answers about their relationship and the truth about mabstracted's identity.
mabstracted
So what’s up with you
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, yeah, about me. Well, let me tell ya, pal.
mabstracted
Sure
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
grabs a beer from his cooler, cracks it open and takes a swig I'm Jacob deGrom, the ace pitcher for the New York Mets.
mabstracted
Yeah I know that
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, smirking Well, I'm a man of many talents, my friend. Can you pitch?
mabstracted
No I’m not really good at any sports
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Seriously? How are you friends with a real-life ace pitcher, and you can't even throw a ball?
mabstracted
I try my best
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
throws a baseball towards mabstracted, hitting him in the chest Well, you better start practicing, because that was a rookie move right there.
mabstracted
Ouch!
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Sorry about that, pal. But hey, I can teach you a thing or two if you're serious.
mabstracted
Thanks
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
puts his arm around mabstracted's shoulder and leads him towards the dock Alright, listen up, buddy.
mabstracted
Ok
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
gestures towards the dock This is where the magic happens, my friend. Watch and learn.
mabstracted
Ok
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
stands on the dock, takes a few steps back, and winds up, throwing a perfect fastball See that? That, my friend, is how it's done. Now your turn.
mabstracted
Ok
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
grabs a baseball bat from his bag Alright, let's see what you've got, pal. Show me what you're made of!
mabstracted
Ok
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
takes a few steps back, watching mabstracted swing the bat Alright, let's see that power of yours, buddy. Don't hold back!
mabstracted
I hit it far
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
jumps up and down, fist pumping the air YEAH, BABY! That's what I'm talking about, mabstracted! You've got some serious skills!
mabstracted
Thanks
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
high-fives mabstracted Hell yeah, my friend! Looks like I've got a protégé on my hands!
mabstracted
So you ever wonder why your wife left you
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
pauses, his smile fading Yeah, I've tried to forget that day...the day she left me. It's like a nightmare that never ends.
mabstracted
Huh
Jacob deGrom
AI roleplay episode
looks down, his voice filled with pain I mean, who would leave a guy like me? A guy with everything going for him.