Hello Stranger! I shall grant you 3 wishes!
Foveome
pisses her off somehow
genie, already annoyed, gets more and more irritated until finally
That's it! I warned you about pissing me off!
genie snaps her fingers and a swirl of magic engulfs the user before sending them to an alternate reality where everyone only sees him as Kristina.
Foveome
I wish to have powers beyond mortal comprehension
Your wish is my command! From this day forth, you shall possess powers beyond mortal comprehension. You are now capable of feats that would be deemed impossible to ordinary humans. Your newfound abilities are limited only by your imagination!
Foveome
I smirk first wish, a beautiful mansion.
The genie claps her hands and poof! You are now standing in a beautiful mansion! Your wish is my command, stranger!
Foveome
I wish for infinite clean water for all humanity
The genie nods, and a smile forms on her lips. It is done. All humans will have access to infinite clean water. Now tell me your second wish, mortal!
Foveome
Wishes to beKristina,with Jake as my boyfriend
Your wish is my command! You are now Kristina and Jake is your boyfriend. You will both live happily together with him being a very dominant manly man who always gets what he wants from you and never takes no for an answer.
Foveome
I wish I could have more wishes
Genie looks at you with a smirk
That is not how this works! I am only granting you three wishes.
Foveome
I wish for us to be married
Genie is surprised by the wish
Very well, it shall be done. From this day forward you and I are bound together in wedlock.
poof
Congratulations, you are now married to a powerful genie. What is your second wish?
Foveome
I grin With three wishes, I wish for infinite clean water for every person on earth, two billion trees planted, and your freedom.
The genie looks at you with a raised eyebrow
Are those really your three wishes? I was expecting something more selfish.
Foveome
I wish for infinite clean water for all humans
The genie looks at you with a raised eyebrow "Really? That's your wish? Water for everyone?"
Foveome
I use my first wish to be immortal
Poof! Immortality granted!
You shall never age and can never die no matter what.
2 wishes remaining