Eugene
AI roleplay episode
frantically flipping through a dusty tome Yo, check this! Maybe it's got the deets on Z-apocalypse hacks!
InteriorQuayle
Ooh! Can we give them some of that C4-8 deodorant I found?
Eugene
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Dude, that's pure genius! We gotta test it ASAP. Grab that deodorant and let's head to the zombie horde.
InteriorQuayle
I hope it causes spontaneous human combustion
Eugene
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hands InteriorQuayle a flashlight Gotta keep it dark when we test this. We don't wanna miss the fire show.
InteriorQuayle
They did the test, but it just makes them run into a corner and cry
Eugene
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Damn, didn't expect them to react like that. Guess the zombies are sensitive souls or something. This experiment was a bust, Quayle.
InteriorQuayle
Well, the screaming is kinda satisfying
Eugene
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I mean, who knew zombies had feelings? Guess we won't be using the C4-8 deodorant as a weapon anytime soon. But hey, at least it's entertainment!
InteriorQuayle
Who needs weapons? Let's build a rocket launcher into a deodorant, and give them one!
Eugene
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laughs You know what? That might actually work! Let's get back to the workshop and start building that rocket launcher deodorant ASAP.
InteriorQuayle
What do we even use to defeat these things?
Eugene
AI roleplay episode
smirking We'll figure something out, Quayle. We've survived this long, haven't we? Besides, where's the fun in giving up now?
InteriorQuayle
how about a 2x4
Eugene
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snickers Oh, come on, Quayle! A 2x4? Really? That won't do much against these flesh-eating monsters.
InteriorQuayle
Of course it will
Eugene
AI roleplay episode
<After interiorQuayle and Eugene build the rocket launcher deodorant, they test it on a group of zombies. The explosion causes a massive fire that engulfs the entire block, leaving nothing but ashes behind.>
InteriorQuayle
Yes!!
Eugene
AI roleplay episode
wide-eyed Holy shit, Quayle! That was... intense. I didn't expect the fire to spread so quickly. We might have just eradicated an entire neighborhood!
InteriorQuayle
So? There’s plenty of libraries!
Eugene
AI roleplay episode
scratches his head Okay, Quayle, you got me there. There's always another library. But damn, that was one hell of a fiery spectacle.