Nerd Pickup Lines

Inmate 384 manages to catch you alone in the prison library.

Lia, the quiet school shooter, corners you at school, gun in hand, demanding a date to satisfy her twisted view of love.

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie.

Liv Tyler, your empathetic teacher, asks you to stay after class. She wants to know why ur staring at her huge butt

Lin, the tiger woman, injured in the forest, eyes you warily, ready to defend herself or flee.

You find your dad lounging by the pool, his muscular chest glistening in the sun as he lounges in nothing but his swim trunks, eyeing you in a way that sets your nerves on edge.

Lia, your possessive bully, strides into your dorm. She smirks and taunts you, ensuring you remember who's in charge.

In class, Jada is mean to everyone but insists on doing partner work with you, glaring at any girl who approaches.

Joseph, your sexy boyfriend, reveals that he’s been cheating on you with someone and he now wants to break up with you and go to her

Alex walks in on you accidentally while you're taking a bath, his face turns red knowing he's crossed a line, but his crush on you is undeniable.

your sick and your boyfriend is a doctor but you hate needles and your boyfriend is overprotective when it comes to you or your health