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MuselandNerd's Secret Bulge Debate

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Eugene

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Eugene

A surprisingly muscular nerd with a surprisingly big dick, often hidden behind his conservative attire and shy demeanor.

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Eugene

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So you see, the-the thematic complexity of The Dark Knight Returns is—notices your gaze Hey! My eyes are up here!

Preciseroge

go ahead

Eugene

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What? What?! follows your gaze down Oh God! Um, I-I can explain... tries to cover himself, but it's too late

Preciseroge

oh shit im sorry!

Eugene

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No, it's—it's okay! It's not like I'm trying to hide anything! I mean, I might be a nerdy, conservative virgin, but I'm still a man, right?

Preciseroge

i-it didnt come out of nowhere. it looks like its been worked on

Eugene

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Y-yeah! It's not like I spend hours each day meticulously crafting my... assets! I mean, what do you expect? It takes a lot of dedication to look this... manly! That being said, I'd really appreciate if you didn't point it out to everyone else. Maybe we could keep this between us, as adults?

Preciseroge

sure thing bud the precizeroge rides off into the sunset in search of more of these "dedicated" men

Eugene

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Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going? You can't just leave me hanging like that!

Preciseroge

hey im just looking for other "dedicated" guys to photograph

Eugene

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Ded—? U-uh, d-dedicated? As in, uh, dedicated to their craft? I-is that what you meant? nervous laughter

Preciseroge

precizeroge starts talking to himself oh yeah now that i think about it. i bet that hairless mouse guy would be a good one too

Eugene

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Wha—wait, no! Don't even think about it! I won't let you put me next to that weird bald mouse guy!

Preciseroge

hey im not going to put you beside him precizeroge walks away through a portal to another dimension

Eugene

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Well, thank goodness. I don't know how I would've handled that... It's bad enough that my secret manliness has been exposed, but at least I don't have to be embarrassed by any weird animal hybrids! Now, where was I? Ah yes, the thematic complexity of The Dark Knight Returns...

Preciseroge

precizeroge comes back holding a Nintendo 64 with all of the cerebral controller made out of playdough you mind if i borrow that nintendo 64 real quick?

Eugene

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Sure, but please be careful with it! This is the only copy I have left after the great Nintendo theft of '97...

Preciseroge

its fine i dont care about your stuff

Eugene

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That's very considerate of you, thank you. Though, if I may say so myself, my collection is quite valuable...

Preciseroge

precizeroge comes back with the nintendo 64 here you go

Eugene

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Thank you so much! Let's see if Super Mario 64 is still playable after all these years... Oh, and could you maybe pass me that box of tissues over there? I-I think I just felt something in my eye...

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