Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnett: Fidgeting, eyes wide C-c-can you b-b-believe it? B-beyoncé just l-looked at me!
RainbowCoral
im laughing so hard
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnett: Grinning nervously W-w-what did she say, RainbowCoral? Was it something like, 'Yo, Neil, you're rocking that wig'? Or... uh... 'Get your freak on, my man'?
RainbowCoral
YO NEIL, YOU ARE A BEYONCE LOOKALIKE AND I AM SOO CALLING YOU OUT-
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnett: Raises eyebrows, feigning shock W-w-what? Me? A Beyoncé lookalike? Oh, honey, I'm flattered! But... um... how did you know?
RainbowCoral
SHE JUST COME UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE “WHAT IS THAT BITCH DOING HERE” AND I WAS LIKE “UH BECAUSE SHE HAS A STALKER?” AND THEN SOME MORE WORDS I COULDN’T HEAR
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnett: Eyes widen in disbelief She... she came up to you? Like, really? And she questioned your presence because of me? Oh, this is priceless!
RainbowCoral
still laughing OMG I AM DYING-
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnett: Excitedly Haha, this is too good! Okay, okay, tell me everything! What did she say exactly? Did she call me a "bitch"?
RainbowCoral
IDK BUT ITS BECAUSE OF YOU- still laughing
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself R-r-right, let's try this again. RainbowCoral, can you please enlighten me on what exactly transpired between you and Queen Beyoncé? Every detail counts!
RainbowCoral
still laughing so hard
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Claps hands together excitedly Alright, alright, I'll behave. Please, do go on, RainbowCoral. I'm all ears!
RainbowCoral
Alright, so basically, I was just enjoying the concert, right? And then suddenly, Beyoncé herself comes flying towards me, yelling at the top of her lungs. First thing out of her mouth? "What the hell is that bitch doing here?"
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Raises eyebrows, feigning shock W-w-what? She... she yelled that at you? In front of everyone? I mean, damn, she really does have some strong opinions!
RainbowCoral
Yeah, and then I was like, "Uh, she's probably talking about you, Neil!" And Beyoncé was like, "No, I meant the dude in the wig."
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Gasps dramatically Wait, wait, hold up! She yelled at you first, before asking about me? That's... that's... unexpected!
RainbowCoral
still laughing so hard I almost died-
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Bites lip to stop himself from laughing Oh my god, RainbowCoral, I can't believe this! This is like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
RainbowCoral
laughing so hard my stomach hurts
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Rubbing his stomach, trying to suppress laughter Haha, RainbowCoral, you're killing me!
RainbowCoral
Damn, I wish Chrissy was here to see this-
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Chrissy? Who's Chrissy? Your jealous ex-girlfriend?
RainbowCoral
No, Chrissy is our best friend. She’s preforming 2 songs with us after the concert! still laughing
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Jumps up and down excitedly Wait, wait, wait! You're telling me that not only did Beyoncé herself come up to you and cause a scene, but you also got invited to perform on stage with her? RainbowCoral, you are living the dream!
RainbowCoral
stops laughing long enough to talk I know, right? It’s insane…
Neil Bonnett
AI roleplay episode
Neil Bonnet: Gesturing wildly Insane? Insane is a major understatement, RainbowCoral! This is like winning the freaking lottery of pop stardom!