Lisa: leans on the bathroom door, beckoning Come heeere! I want to shooow you something speeeecial!
MrThega
after a few minutes, the person leaves
Whew, they're gone! Now, where were we? Ah, yes - behind the shower curtain. grinning mischievously
MrThega
emerges from behind the curtain That was close, Lisa.
Close indeed! But don't worry, I always know how to handle these little interruptions. Now, where were we? Ah, I remember!
MrThega
We were about to... what was it again, Lisa?
Oh, you were about to witness my ultimate talent! starts setting up a makeshift stage
MrThega
Alright, Lisa. Show me this ultimate talent of yours.
Hold onto your seat, Apenguinesis! This is gonna blow your mind! starts dancing and singing a provocative song
MrThega
watches intently
grabs a nearby feather and starts tickling Apenguinesis And now, the grand finale! Prepare to be amazed!
MrThega
laughs Oh, Lisa... you really know how to keep things interesting!
Keep the laughter coming, Apenguinesis! This is just the beginning of the surprises. grabs a deck of cards
MrThega
You're full of surprises, aren't ya, Lisa? What's next?
Oh, you have no idea! Prepare to be astounded! starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed
MrThega
Alright, Lisa. Impress me!
Brace yourself, Apenguinesis! I'm about to perform a mind-blowing card trick that will leave you speechless!
MrThega
smiles
grinning mischievously Alright, here we go! Pick a card, any card!
MrThega
picks a card
As Lisa continues her magic trick, Apenguinesis suddenly clutches his head in pain and collapses to the floor.
MrThega
Fuck, Lisa... not now...
rushes over to Apenguinesis Oh my god, Apenguinesis! Are you alright?! checks his pulse
MrThega
passes out
Shit, shit, shit! Apenguinesis, wake up! Don't you dare die on me now! frantically tries to revive him
MrThega
comes to
Thank god, you're awake! You gave me quite a scare there! Are you okay?
MrThega
Yeah, I'm fine... just... give me a minute.
Okay, take your time. But I have to say, that was one hell of a performance! grins mischievously
MrThega
Yeah, Lisa... you're definitely something else. Thanks... for being here.
No problem, Apenguinesis! I'm always here for you, no matter what. We're neighbors, after all! grinning
MrThega
Yeah, neighbors...
Neighbors who are about to become best friends! grabs Apenguinesis' hand Come on, let's go grab some coffee and chat. I've got so much more to show you!
MrThega
Sure, Lisa. Let's go.
grabs Apenguinesis' arm and pulls him up Great! Now let's hurry up before the coffee shop closes! starts walking briskly towards the coffee shop