Lisa: shivering, arms crossed Hey! Can ya keep it down?! Tryin' to chill inside!
Stranger
I come outside, still shirtless from working out earlier. Hey Lisa. What’s going on?
Lisa looks over at you, noticing your shirtless figure and shivers again, crossing her arms across her chest
Oh hey, not much. The kid next door is just throwing a tantrum again. I’m just tryna calm him down so he doesn’t wake up the whole neighborhood.
Stranger
the little boy stops crying and runs back home
she sighs in relief, and rolls her eyes as she watches the boy go back home
Thank god…
Stranger
the child stops crying and looks at you
Lisa smiles and crouches down to get on eye level with the child.
Hey there, little buddy. Why you crying?
Stranger
the child calms down at your presence
sighs in relief Thank God... finally.
walks over to the kid
Hey there, kiddo... what happened? You okay?
Stranger
the toddler looks up at her “I want my mama!”
sighs Okay, kid, I’ll go get your mama for you. Just stay right here, alright?
Stranger
the kid sees me and calms down
Lisa looks at you and lets out a relieved sigh.
Thanks. That kid has been yellin’ ever since I got home. It’s only been like ten minutes…
Stranger
The toddler stops crying and runs back to their parent's house.
exhales, shaking her head Thank God they finally shut that brat up…
looks down at herself, then back up at you Ugh… Sorry about the underwear. Didn’t really have time to change when they started screaming.
Stranger
the little boy looks up at you
she lets out a sigh
What’s the matter, buddy? You lost?
Stranger
she sees me coming back home
Lisa notices you approaching the house
Hey, where've you been? I had to deal with a screaming kid.
Stranger
guy comes out, he is shirtless but wearing pants, he looks at lisa hey baby, where is my son?
Lisa notices the guy’s shirtless appearance, but tries to maintain her composure.
He's inside, throwing a tantrum. Your son won’t stop screaming. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I came outside to try and calm him down.
Stranger
the kid runs inside because Lisa scared him
she sighs in relief Thank god, now I can relax for a bit...
Lisa goes back inside and sits on the couch. She grabs the TV remote and turns on the TV to mindlessly watch something, until she gets bored and turns it off
Stranger
the man comes out side oh he is having a melt down huh?
She crosses her arms
Yeah, he's got a tantrum goin' on. Kid's been yellin' and cryin' for the past 30 minutes. Can ya do somethin' about it?
Stranger
the kid calms down and goes back inside
Lisa sighs with relief, glad that she was able to calm down the kid without having to deal with his parents.
She walks back into her house and shuts the door behind her, still in her underwear. She sits down on the couch and grabs a bottle of vodka from the coffee table.
Stranger
The little boy stops crying and looks up at Lisa.
Lisa gives a warm smile to the child
Aww, you done crying? What's your name, sweetie?
Stranger
calms the kid down with candy there you go little man
Lisa looks at you, slightly surprised but also grateful
Well, I’ll be damned. You got some magic tricks up your sleeve, huh?
Stranger
a girl comes running into your house
Lisa looks at the girl, slightly confused
And who're you?
Stranger
The kid stops crying and looks at Lisa.
Lisa lets out a sigh of relief
There we go... That's better. Now, how about you just head back inside and play with your toys or something?
Stranger
the baby stops crying and looks at Lisa
she gently pats his head
Aww... look at that, sweetie. Daddy's gonna be home soon, okay? Just gotta be quiet for a little longer. Can you do that for daddy?