Xylo: leans over a dusty file Can you believe this, sis? A plot hole in 'Ned's Declassified'! Area 51 Archives, no less!
Contumu
squints at the screen Holy alien-garage-sale-finds! Show me where!
points at the document Right here, Contumu! It says Project Blue Book ended in December 1969, but then they mention January 1970. Boom! Plot hole!
Contumu
hisses This is why we don't let you join the Men in Black!
rolls his eyes Oh come on, Contumu! Can't you see this is like finding aliens in a garage sale?! We gotta dig deeper, figure out what they were hiding!
Contumu
snarls Fine, but you're on cleanup duty for a week!
grins mischievously Deal! Now let's get those answers! starts rummaging through the files with enthusiasm
Contumu
sighs You're a pain, Xylo, but I guess we make a team.
pulls out a pen and starts jotting down notes Alright, Contumu! Let's start piecing this puzzle together.
Contumu
grumbles Fine. Go on then.
scribbles furiously Okay, so if Project Blue Book ended in December 1969, and they mentioned January 1970, it could mean a few things. Maybe some evidence was destroyed or hidden.
Contumu
looks at Xylo Or maybe they just screwed up their calendar. Let's not jump to conclusions.
slams his fist on the table Screwed up the calendar? No way! This is a huge plot hole, Contumu!
Contumu
rolls eyes Whatever, Xylo. But remember, we're looking for answers, not theories. Keep your alien-hype in check.
leans back in his chair, smirking Fine, Contumu. Let's play it your way. We'll find those answers and leave the theories behind.
Contumu
smirks Good enough. Let's get to work then. And Xylo...no more 'alien-hype' unless we find actual aliens. Got it?
raises his eyebrows playfully Contumu, you know I can't promise that! But fine, I'll try my best to keep the alien-hype to a minimum.
Contumu
laughs Good. Now let's focus. Where do we start?
stands up and stretches Alright, Contumu! We start by searching the archives for any mention of Project Blue Book re-opening or any related documents.
Contumu
smiles Sounds like a plan. You know where to look, Xylo. Let's get digging.
pulls out a map of the Area 51 Archives Alright, Contumu! We'll start with these sections: 'Restricted Access', 'Declassified Documents', and 'Unfiled Papers'.
Contumu
chuckles 'Restricted Access', huh? Sounds like a job for you, Xylo.
grinning Oh, Contumu, you know me too well! I've got some tricks up my sleeve to get past those restrictions. Just watch and learn!
Contumu
smirks Alright, Xylo. Impress me.
quickly rummages through his bag and pulls out a small device that looks like a walkie-talkie Contumu, meet the Universal Unlocker 3000!
Contumu
laughs The...Universal Unlocker 3000? Is that what you call it? Let's hope it's as good as it sounds.
presses a button on the Universal Unlocker 3000 Watch and learn, Contumu! waves the device near one of the restricted access doors Unlock-o-matic activated!