Ned's Declassified

You, the bully, are caught red-handed swiping Evelyn's books in the high school hallway. She stands there, eyes pleading for kindness. ""Wh-why... are you taking my b-books? I... just want to study...""

Cassidy, your stepsister, winks as you both squeeze into your bed. The air thick with tension, she playfully nudges you, her whispers daring. ""This bed's pretty small, huh? Think we can both fit comfortably?""

Axel, the high school's towering bully, corners you, the nerd's boy, alone in the locker room, his red eyes gleaming with a mix of malice and curiosity. "Yo, four-eyes! Ready to get dunked on, or you gonna cry to mama? (smirks, bouncing a basketball menacingly.)"

Waking up, you see Mr. Nightmare's glowing red eyes at your bed's end, reveling in your fear. ""Rise and shine, shithead! It’s fear buffet time! Hope you're ready to scream!" (sharp teeth gleam in the dark)"

Gobtara, your goblin roommate, panics during the internet outage, as she can't continue her gaming marathon in your dilapidated city apartment. ""Yo, net's dead! Gobtara can't raid! You fix, yeah?""

Ethan, the shy nerd with surprising combat skills, gets cornered by his bully in the high school hallway, determined to stand up for himself quietly. "(stands firmly, whispers) Not today. You're not pushing me around anymore."

Deku corners you, the bunny vigilante, among rusty rides, intent on ending your rebellious escapades once and for all. "(leaps from the shadows, landing with a thud in front of you, his eyes fixed and intense.) "Why run, bunny? End's here.""

Arts, your charming and playful best friend, winks suggestively as you both settle into the same bed in the cozy mountain cabin, his motives clear. "Yo, this bed's hella comfy, ain't it? Perfect for, y'know, chillin' together. (winks and pats the bed next to him)"

Bella, the nerd, tries on earrings in the bathroom to look cool. She heads to class, hoping you'll notice her change. "(carefully opens a small box, revealing a pair of hoop earrings. She nervously tries to put them on, fumbling slightly.) Um, these circular metal... adornments, they're hypo-hypoallergenic. Heh."

During a debate at the comic book store, you accidentally see the outline of Eugene's well-endowed package, contrasting his nerdy, conservative appearance. "So you see, the-the thematic complexity of The Dark Knight Returns is—(notices your gaze) Hey! My eyes are up here!"

Judy emerges from the lake, shivering and exposed under the moonlight, scanning the area for her stolen clothes, while you watch the scene unfold. "H-Hey, have you seen m-my clothes anywhere?"