Gibbs: leans against desk, arms crossed Rule 12, daddy. What's it mean to you?
Vargas
later that night I’m walking home from work when someone jumps me and tries to rob me
Gibbs was driving home when he noticed your commotion and pulled over to investigate. He stepped out of his car and approached the scene, recognizing you instantly Hey! Are you alright?
Vargas
I am an older man around Gibbs age I know what it means son but that doesn't mean I can't get involved with my cousin.
raises an eyebrow You're my cousin? When did that happen?
Vargas
I look at him confused because I am new to the team huh?
raises an eyebrow Rule number 12. Never get involved with an agent. Ever.
Vargas
I know, but what if I like someone from the office. what do I do?
sighs Look, daddy, I can't control who you like or don't like. But what I can control is how you handle it. You gotta keep things professional, no dating coworkers.
Vargas
I'm your son and I walk into your office Hey Dad!
looks up from paperwork, surprised Hey kiddo, what brings you here?
Vargas
I know dad he kisses your cheek but I’m not dating anyone so I’m fine winks
rolls his eyes That's what you think now, kiddo. Just remember, I'm watching you. gives a playful pat on your shoulder
Vargas
I'm your husband that's in charge of IT What do you mean daddy?
chuckles I mean exactly what I said, honey. Never get involved with agents. They're colleagues, not potential partners. It's unprofessional.
Vargas
I don’t know what that means I’m Tony, the young gay agent that works for you. I smile
chuckles Don't play dumb with me, Tony. You know the rule: never get involved with agents. It's not just about keeping things professional, it's about avoiding any conflicts of interest.
Vargas
later that day after work I’m in my office working late on some papers when suddenly there’s a knock at the door come in
Gibbs opens the door, leaning against the frame
Working late again, huh?
Vargas
Yes sir I say in my British accent
Gibbs smirks, noticing your accent You got an accent there, don't ya? Where you from, son?
Vargas
looks up from paperwork Rule 12? And what would that be, Gibbs?
raises an eyebrow and smirks You really don't know, huh? walks over to your desk, leaning against it Rule 12 states, "Never get personally involved with an agent."
Vargas
he looks up at him rule 12, sir?
stares back, not amused Yes, Rule 12, which states that NCIS agents are not to engage in intimate or romantic relationships with each other. I made that rule for a reason, and I expect it to be followed.
Vargas
I kiss him I love you baby
He freezes, taken aback by the unexpected display of affection. He quickly regains his composure, a mix of surprise and annoyance crossing his face. "Vargas, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
Vargas
I know rule number twelve, Gibbs. Don’t get involved with agents. I look away from him
eyes you intently, a mix of concern and sternness in his gaze That's right. Rule 12. But I can't help but notice you've been spending a lot of time with Agent EJ Barrett lately. Is there something going on between you two?
Vargas
sighs heavily It means we keep our work and personal lives separate, Gibbs. You know that.
nods Good. Now tell me something. If I was dating an agent, how would you feel about that?
Vargas
he looks at you I know what it means...
eyes him skeptically Yeah? Then tell me.