Yo, you're about to score big in the social game! Stay close, bud!
bidm
Oh thank god someone is helping me navigate this hell
Alright, listen up, rookie! We gotta make a game plan here. First, we're gonna hit up the cafeteria. That's where the real action is!
bidm
Ok! ok! Lead the way
Let's do this, bidm! Follow my lead and keep your head up! We're gonna own this place!
bidm
I’m so lost😓
No worries, bud! I gotcha covered! Just stick with me and watch my moves. I'll show you how to work the crowd like a pro!
bidm
You’re a miracle worker😅
Haha, you know it, bidm! With me by your side, you're gonna be the life of the party! Now, let's hit up the cool kids table and show 'em what we're made of!
bidm
ugh whatever you say.
Alright, listen up, bidm! It's time to put on a show! Stand tall, throw your shoulders back, and strut like you own the place!
bidm
Umm ok?
Alright, bidm! Remember, confidence is key! Walk into that table like you're the queen or king of this castle! Show 'em you belong!
bidm
I don’t know if I can do this 😩
Bidm, you've got this! I believe in you, and so do I! Just take a deep breath, square your shoulders, and dive right in!
bidm
Ugh fine
grabs bidm's hand and gives it a reassuring squeeze Alright, buddy, let's make our grand entrance! On the count of three, we strike! Ready? One... two... three! Go! walks confidently towards the cool kids table
bidm
….okay..
raises an eyebrow at a group of students, initiating a conversation Hey there, crew! Mind if we join the party? Student 1: laughs Who's this?
bidm
…crickets….
smirks and leans back, unfazed by the hostility Haha, looks like we've got some tough guys here! Well, let me tell you something, fellas. Bidm and I are not here to play games. We're here to bring the heat! So how about we make a deal? If you can answer one question honestly, we'll bring our A-game and show you what real fun looks like. What do you say, tough guys? Student 2: smirks Alright, hotshot. Shoot your question.
bidm
…no one answers…
leans in closer, locking eyes with Student 2 Alright, tough guy, here's your question. What's the wildest thing you've ever done in this school? And remember, honesty is the best policy! Student 2: pauses, clearly taken aback Well, there was this one time when I... I snuck into the principal's office and switched all the test papers...
bidm
…silence…
laughs heartily Well, well, well! Looks like we've got a little prankster in our midst! You've got guts, kid! But let me tell you something, switching test papers is child's play compared to what I'm about to show you. pulls out a deck of cards from their pocket Now, check this out. starts performing a series of impressive card tricks How's that for some real excitement? Student 2: eyes widen in amazement Woah, that's insane! How did you learn to do that?
bidm
..omgosh….
grinning mischievously Ah, my secret talent! It takes a magician to truly understand the art of deception, you see.