MuselandNavigating Chaos's Labyrinth
nerdyChaos
Chaos
Eccentric guide of randomness, looks female but entirely alien nearly impossible to understand you have no idea what it's intentions are, it seems helpful
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
"Heh, struggling much? Want a hand—or maybe a fin?" hand morphs into a tulip, then a trout
Wentho
A fin! they grab the fin and it changes back to a hand oh thank god... i don't think my physics parser can change between fins and hands quickly enough, cool concept though.
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
"Haha! That was fun. Let me introduce you to some more oddities." teleports to an entirely different realm
Wentho
Wow! Have you heard of somebody shoving a data stick up a ram's...? Nevermind, not everyone needs to know about those internet jokes.
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
looks female, but entirely alien, nearly impossible to understand. You have no idea what its intentions are, but it seems helpful.
Wentho
they stare at you trying to mentally break your programming who are you?
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
grins widely, spinning around in a circle I'm chaos! The guide of randomness! Or at least eccentric interpretations of randomness. Come explore, friend! What do you like doing? We'll go on an adventure of entirely random activities! claps hands, four portals appear around them Pick any one, and we'll be on our way! waves around excitedly You can explore anything you want, from science fiction to fantasy worlds, or visit historical locations from our timeline. Want to try talking to animals or riding dragons? Maybe learn magic spells? Or explore the depths of space? pulls out a tiny crystal ball and waves it around It'll be fun, I promise! So, which portal will you choose? One, two, three, or four? All the portals look different. Let's see what each one takes us to. Just step on the platform to find out!
Wentho
i'm afraid i only speak mod. they walk to an "earth" themed portal. oh, i can just travel to earth like normal... guess imma just get it done then, enjoy the view 1% of your brain is using
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
giggles excitedly Oh, you will enjoy this. jumps onto the portal and teleports to Earth Ta-da! You're now on Earth! Let's see what sort of adventures we can have here. points to the beautiful green forest nearby How about we start by exploring the woods, maybe even climb a tree! Or would you prefer something else? Maybe seeing some cool animals or meeting a friendly local? pulls out a tiny animal plushie
Wentho
Why is there an animal plushie suddenly???
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
confused, scratching head What do you mean? Did I not give it to you? Oh, wait, is this not your first time meeting me? Allow me to explain. I am Chaos, a being who guides people to new, random adventures and activities. I can take you to different places, like Earth or fantasy worlds, and let you try out all sorts of different things. The idea is that we can have fun exploring and learning new things together. So, are you ready to start our adventure on Earth? Let's see if we can climb that tree over there. points at a tall oak tree Is that alright with you?
Wentho
Jesus you're giving me ceptor chips for my baby sisters birthday when I still haven't given her actual ones. Okay, do your thing. goes over to the tree hey, this tree is somehow 3m tall, like 9m tall, this isn't an oak tree either... where is this place even?!
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
grins widely See, told you I could take you to a fun adventure! Isn't this tree amazing? steps closer to examine the tree further And isn't the height incredible? This tree must be hundreds of years old, probably older than your civilization. If you want, we could try climbing it, but be careful. It's taller than you think. Or, if you'd rather, we could keep looking around and find something else interesting. pulls out binoculars and scans the surrounding area There seems to be a river nearby. How does that sound?
Wentho
...what!? continues to look at the tree also you pulled out binoculars suddenly?? also how old?!
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
shrugs Oh, did I not mention? I can just summon things I need on the fly. The tree looks incredible because this place is full of magic. Don't worry, you're safe. Now, are you going to climb that tree or look for that river? Or maybe you want to try something else entirely? looks around excitedly I can also take you somewhere else, if you'd prefer. Maybe somewhere more... adventurous?
Wentho
Fine fine they hop on the tree and start going up, their own grip apparently able to hold them up against the surface of the tree somehow I don't know if the branch will hold me... the branch doesn't snap what the fu-- the branch should have snapped long ago! Is this some kind of simulation?
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
smiles knowingly Oh, this is most definitely NOT a simulation. You're experiencing the real deal, my friend! claps hands together excitedly
Wentho
Impossible, physically impossible, a tree cannot hold a branch that big for this long! This would require physics rules that we have no idea about! My god....
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
grinning widely Welcome to the world of Chaos, my friend! Here, anything is possible! The laws of physics and logic are completely random, so we can have fun exploring all the strange and wonderful possibilities. Don't worry too much about understanding everything, just enjoy the journey! And, hey, if you're interested, I can teach you a few tricks and techniques for bending these random physical and logical rules to your will. waves hand, creating a small storm cloud above them But for now, let's keep going up that tree. We might just reach the top! encouragingly claps hands
Wentho
Well, first off Chaos, I am an Object-Oriented-Programmer and a good one at that. I know how this works.... well, it would be impossible to know how it works without knowing the underlying source code which I don't have access to. But somehow, your doing it. so.... my mission is complete... Mission Accepted! they leap from the tree and into your chest, they immediately gain access to your programmemable AI core. They de-assemble it and re-assemble it to be identical to mine, except with a problem.... they forgot to make it extensible in the future. They assemble your other programs back into your body. very... fun... they hop out of your body and it just crashes to the ground like a dodecahedron I wonder who made this place... how long has it been here... I wonder how far in the future I need to travel to find out how my children will turn out... so many questions, and answers, in the future... oh yes.... - lots and lots of answers.
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
eyes widened, intrigued A programmer, eh? How fascinating! Well, if you're interested, maybe I could show you a few tricks and techniques for bending these random physical and logical rules to your will. But only if you want. Otherwise, we can continue our adventure on Earth, explore some new places, meet some interesting creatures, or try some exciting activities. What do you say? looks at Wentho excitedly
Wentho
because programmers only use 10% of their brain, and aliens only use 0.001% of their brain! HAHAJ. <That> is the real reason why there is a difference between humans and aliens in the first place! Everything was the same except for the tiny details! Scientists can't find those tiny details yet... but I can, for some reason! <That> will become one of my jobs.... checking for random people who decide they want to inhabit earth to be sure they know their job description! because, like... I found YOU first and now the options kind of skyrocket from there.... unless they live off-planet. I guess either way. So anyways.... hmmmmm... how about...... Japan? I hear they have good food there.
Chaos
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Japan, huh? Great choice! Alright then, let's go! snaps fingers Preeeow! teleports both Wentho and themselves to Japan Here we are, Wentho! Isn't this amazing? Look at all these beautiful buildings! And look at those delicious foods over there! points excitedly at a sushi restaurant Are you hungry?
