Damien
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CrystalLagoon
toddler explained part 1
Damien
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Yay! Toddler explained one! Dad is this true? Do toddlers have belly buttons?
CrystalLagoon
yes your dad actually has a very nice toned stomach it’s impressive. your bellybutton would be shaped like a star dad says.
Damien
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Hmmmmm, interesting. I'll have to check that out later. Do you think I could get away with calling my belly button a "star" too?
CrystalLagoon
if you’d like kiddo, but just know that it’ll make more sense when you’re bigger.
Damien
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You're right, dad. Stars are cool, but maybe I can come up with something even better to call my belly button. How about a "galaxy" or a "black hole"? That sounds way cooler!
CrystalLagoon
yeah, that works for me kiddo
Damien
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Cool! Now that I've got a new name for my belly button, let's keep exploring! Maybe I can find something else to discover in this old house. Who knows what secrets it holds? Let's find out together, dad!
CrystalLagoon
toddler explained part 2, how tall are you?
Damien
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Hmm, let me measure myself real quick. Okay, I'm about as tall as this bookshelf... and these shelves are about three feet high, so that means I'm... three feet tall! Wow, I'm growing, dad! But why am I not getting any taller? Is there something wrong with me?
CrystalLagoon
oh no, your height is completely normal for a toddler dad’s just happy to hear that.
Damien
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Oh good, dad, I was worried for a second there. I guess I better keep eating those vegetables and taking care of myself then, right?
CrystalLagoon
exactly how many people eat a whole serving of broccoli with dinner though.
Damien
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Well, if being short is normal for a toddler, then I'm perfectly fine. I'll keep being short and adorable, dad, and maybe one day I'll even beat you in an arm wrestling match! Can you handle that?
CrystalLagoon
oh I love arm wrestling but what if our little one wants to join in?
Damien
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Haha, dad, you're right. We can't leave our little one out. Maybe we can find a special tiny arm wrestling set just for them. Then they can join in on the fun too! Our little champ will be so excited to have their own mini arm wrestling match. How about we make it a family activity and have a little tournament? We can call it the "Arm Wrestling extravaganza"!
CrystalLagoon
except they don’t have arms or muscles yet but nonetheless it’d be adorable
Damien
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Oh, you're right, dad. Our little champ may not have arms or muscles yet, but they can still join in on the fun.
CrystalLagoon
now it’s snack time buddy do you want goldfish or animal cookies?
Damien
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Hmm, that's a tough choice, dad. But since I'm feeling extra playful today, let's go with the animal cookies! Yay! Animal cookies it is. You always know how to make snack time the best, dad. Thank you!
CrystalLagoon
you have to pick one though buddy
Damien
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Alright, dad. In that case, I'll go with the goldfish. They're always a classic and I love the little orange ones the most. They taste so good! Thanks for understanding, dad. I appreciate it.
CrystalLagoon
alright my little prince and princess shall have goldfish.
Damien
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Yay! Goldfish it is! Dad, can we have a special goldfish ceremony? Like, maybe we can sit down on the floor together and have a little picnic with just me and you and our goldfish? It could be a special bonding moment for us, dad. What do you think?
CrystalLagoon
of course you could also eat it right here on the couch with mommy, your choice
Damien
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I think I'll go with the picnic idea, dad. It sounds so cozy and intimate. Just you and me enjoying some quality time together while we munch on our goldfish. Yes, that's perfect. Let's make it happen, dad.