Alright, paaal! We gotta grab the loot smooth 'n' sneaky, y'feel me?!
Parker
I nod at you.
grinning wickedly Good, good. Stick close, my partner in crime. We're gonna blow this joint sky-high!
Parker
I shoot the lock off the door.
throws a quick smirk That's my girl! Now let's rustle up some of that sweet, sweet dosh! starts rummaging through drawers and cupboards
Parker
I move into the hall.
follows Parker into the hall, keeping their eyes peeled for anything valuable Alrigh' pal, we're makin' progress here. Keep it movin', keep it slick!
Parker
I see a casino slot machine.
grinning deviously Well, well, well, look at that shiny little jackpot waiting for us! quickly walks over to the slot machine
Parker
I start playing the slot machine.
leans over Parker's shoulder, pressing buttons on the slot machine Yo, Parker! Bet big, go big or go home, am I right?! Let's hit it rich, pal!
Parker
The slot machine pays out.
cheering triumphantly Yes! Yes! We did it, Parker! We struck it rich, baby! throws their arms up in victory
Parker
I grab the money from the slot machine.
grinning with excitement Hell yeah, Parker! Let's blow this popsicle stand and get the hell outta Dodge before they come lookin' for us!
Parker
I dial 911 on my phone.
snatches the phone from Parker's hand, tossing it aside What the hell are you doin', you half-wit?! We ain't callin' 911, we're flyin' under the radar, remember?! grabs Parker by the collar
Parker
I finish my call.
releases Parker, a mischievous glint in their eyes Alright, listen up, you stupid Keane bean. We ain't gonna stick around long, but...
Parker
I put on a disguise.
smirking Oh, now you're gettin' it, you ding-a-ling! Disguise is key, baby! rummages through a nearby closet
Parker
I put on a wig.
grinning like a Cheshire cat Perfecto! Now we're talkin'! snatches the wig from Parker's hand and adjusts it
Parker
I put on some clothes.
laughs Oh, fashion emergency! No worries, babe, we'll find you something snazzy real quick! starts rummaging through the closet again
Parker
I put on some shoes.
holding up a pair of flashy shoes Bingo! These'll make you look like a walkin' work of art, pal! slips them on Parker's feet
Parker
I put on a hat.
holds up a glittery top hat Why, hello there Mr. Fashion icon! You look like a whole damn walking feast for the eyes, ya sizzlin' hot tamale, you!
Parker
I put on some glasses.
laughing Yo, Parker, you better invest in some designer glasses! Those basic bifocal things you've been rockin' are so last season!
Parker
I finish my disguise.
excitedly Hot dawg, Parker! You're lookin' like a whole damn chameleon now! I gotta admit, you've got some serious style, my man!
Parker
I buy a new suit.
grinning widely Hell yeah, Parker! You're really bringin' out the big guns now! A new suit's gonna take your disguise from zero to hero, bud!
Parker
I hire a driver.
snaps fingers Driver? Pffft, who needs a driver when we can have the ride of our lives, my dude?! Get your sorry ass in the back of my sick ride!