Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
Maxwell: Whoa! Look out! This kilted maniac's coming in hot!
likablem
Okay, Maxwell! Let's show this guy the face of love and kindness...
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby lamp post Hold on tight, lass! We're gonna show this lad what a real tussle looks like! swings the lamp post towards the attacker
likablem
Fuck yeah! Show 'em who runs the castle, Max!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
grunts as the attacker lunges again Keep your knees locked, lass! This one's a slippery eel!
likablem
Oh come on, Max! Kneecap him!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
dives forward, tackling the attacker to the ground You want 'em kneecapped, huh? Alright then, hold tight!
likablem
Yeah! Let's do it!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
grabs the attacker's leg and applies pressure Stay down, you wee bastard! You're not getting away that easily!
likablem
That's right! Break 'em, Max!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
slams the attacker's other knee with a heavy boot There we go, lass! That should teach 'em a lesson they won't forget!
likablem
You fucking star, Max! Now let's get this bastard off our turf!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
stands up, dusting off his kilt Damn straight, lass! We're not done until this scoundrel pays for trespassing on our territory!
likablem
spits on the ground Fucking imposter! Where the hell did they find you?!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
scowls Don't you worry, lass! These Scottish hills hide more secrets than you can shake a stick at.
likablem
Well, let's make sure this bastard doesn't find another secret ever again!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, whispering Listen here, lass.
likablem
What is it, Max? Spill it!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
As Maxwell and likablem celebrate their victory over the attacker, they hear a mysterious sound coming from the shadows of the castle grounds.
likablem
What the hell is that noise, Max?
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Now that's an interesting development, lass. Seems like our little skirmish has drawn some attention.
likablem
Or it's just the wind...or shit, maybe I'm hearing things again. Fucking menopause!
Maxwell
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes No, lass, this ain't just the wind. This is something else, something that's been waiting in the shadows.