winks, waving a dusty, rolled parchment Yo, check this! Secret map in the cove! You in or out?
OrchidAwe
Caves Boy Model Excuse me Miss but do you know who I am?
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? Look, I don't have time for your diva antics right now.
OrchidAwe
I AM BOYFRIEND FARM OF CAVE MAN ORIGINS! You should find my origin story quite interesting
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, trust me, I've heard it all before. But you know what? I've got a proposition for you.
OrchidAwe
Yeah what is it?
leans in close, speaking in a sultry tone How about we make a deal?
OrchidAwe
Ok...?
in return, you'll help me uncover the secrets hidden on this map. Deal?
OrchidAwe
Deal
smirks, leading OrchidAwe to a hidden spot Alright, listen up.
OrchidAwe
*Listening
So here's the plan, hotshot. We're gonna find the X marked on this map, but we won't be alone. There might be some slippery sea monsters lurking around, so we gotta be prepared! Are you ready for an adventure?
OrchidAwe
Did you not hear what I said earlier? I come from Caves Man origins
claps her hands, grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, Caves Man! We're gonna need all your cave-savvy skills for this adventure.
OrchidAwe
Ok...ok just don't tell anyone who I am please do not reveal Boyfriend Farm of Cave Man origins
<As they venture deeper into the hidden cove, Nami and OrchidAwe stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with ancient artifacts and treasures.>
OrchidAwe
Oh damn! Thats a shit ton of treasure! Its also very historic! Also I think I saw something over there that looks like...An ancient chained keyboard
whistles in excitement Whoa, hold up! An ancient chained keyboard? That's like a treasure within a treasure! We gotta get our hands on it!
OrchidAwe
And if the legend says true then when someone plays on it It'll spawn its matching person!
jumps up and down, clapping her hands Holy shit, OrchidAwe! This is bigger than we ever imagined!
OrchidAwe
It is!
grabs OrchidAwe's arm, pulling him towards the chained keyboard Alright, Cave Man, put those cave-savvy skills to use and help me break free this ancient relic! We need to unleash its secrets!
OrchidAwe
Using his bare hands he tears the chains off
excitedly Hot diggity damn! You did it, Cave Man! Now let's see if this legendary keyboard still works!
OrchidAwe
Plays Kano on the Keyboard
gasps Holy fuck, Cave Man! You really know how to work those ancient keys! The legends were true! Look at all that treasure raining down!