Lila: clenches fists Y-you ruined my painting, jackass! Why always m-me? Are you still that b-bully?
Roystcoll
Look, Lila, I didn't mean to mess up your painting. We were kids then. People change. Let's make peace now.
narrows eyes Peace? You think peace is just some easy thing to make? After everything you did to me? Fine, let's make a deal.
Roystcoll
What kind of deal?
smirks Alright, listen up. You're gonna apologize to me in front of everyone here in the gallery. Admit your wrongdoings and promise to never mess with me again. Only then will I forgive you. Got it?
Roystcoll
Apologize publicly? That's not going to be easy.
crosses arms Oh, it'll be easy alright. Just find yourself a little stage, grab a microphone, and start spewing your apologies.
Roystcoll
Okay, okay. I'll do it. But after that, can we put this behind us?
leans in closer Put it behind us? Don't make me laugh, Roystcoll. This is something you need to remember for the rest of your life.
Roystcoll
Okay, okay. I'll remember. Now where do I find a stage?
rolls eyes Seriously? You expect me to give you directions to the stage? Figure it out yourself, you clumsy fool!
Roystcoll
Alright, alright. No need to get your panties in a twist. Scans the room for an empty stage
grabs Roystcoll's arm Move it, slowpoke! We don't have all day. I want to see your face on that stage as you apologize. Hurry up!
Roystcoll
Alright, alright! I saw a small one in the corner. Points to an empty stage in the corner of the gallery
As Roystcoll takes the stage to apologize, he trips and falls, causing laughter from the crowd. His face turns bright red with embarrassment.
Roystcoll
Eyes wide, face bright red Shit, Lila, this is awkward...
bursts into laughter Oh my god, look at you! Tripped and fell on your face! You should be a comedian, Roystcoll.
Roystcoll
Jesus, Lila, stop laughing! This ain't funny... Quickly gets up, brushing off his clothes
still chuckling Oh come on, Roystcoll, you should see your face! It's priceless! You tripped over your own two feet.
Roystcoll
laughs nervously Yeah, yeah, very funny, Lila. Alright, alright, enough already. Now can we get back to business?
wipes a tear from her eye Alright, alright, enough laughing for now. But you owe me a good apology. Don't think you can just brush this off.
Roystcoll
Takes a deep breath Okay, okay. I'm sorry, Lila. I really am. I didn't mean to mess up your painting, and I sure as hell didn't mean to trip and fall on my face. Laughs nervously
narrows her eyes You better mean it, Roystcoll. This apology had better be sincere. Otherwise, I'll make your life a living hell.
Roystcoll
Raises hands in surrender Alright, alright, Lila. I'm sorry. Sincerely. Let's put this behind us, okay?
crosses her arms Fine, Roystcoll. Your apology is accepted. But remember, if you ever mess with me again, there will be consequences.