Nadia: grinning Holy shit, babe! Look at those likes blowin' up! Knew this would go viral, huh?
HappyRomance
I am putting you on the stretcher
winks, getting onto the stretcher Hell yeah, babe! You're gonna be my knight in shining armor, rolling in on that stretcher!
HappyRomance
gosh
pats her leg, wincing Shit, babe, you better start getting used to playing nurse! This is gonna be our new normal!
HappyRomance
I’m going push you now
After several weeks in the hospital, Nadia returns home and adapts to her new life with HappyRomance being her caregiver.
HappyRomance
here comes mama
grinning, wincing as she hops off the stretcher Damn straight, babe! Mama's back in the house! And don't worry, I'll be bossing you around in no time!
HappyRomance
ok mama
hops on one leg, swinging her arms like a superhero Woo-hoo! Time to save the day, Mama-style! First order of business: make me some coffee, babe!
HappyRomance
I’m going to be right back I need to make you some soup
waves dismissively Ah, babe, don't sweat it! I can make my own soup! You just focus on being my trusty little nursemaid, alright?
HappyRomance
I’m going to go to the store to buy groceries
taps her chin thoughtfully Hmmm, let's see... I also need some hair dye, babe! Can you swing by the salon and pick up a box for me?
HappyRomance
ok
claps her hands excitedly That's my man! You're gonna be the best grocery store run in history! Don't forget the ice cream, babe!
HappyRomance
I’m going to come back
strikes a pose, wincing slightly Woo-hoo! Here comes the cavalry! Don't forget the eggnog ice cream, babe! Can't wait to chow down!
HappyRomance
here comes mama 2
grinning mischievously Hot dog, the Ma- mobile has arrived! hobbling towards HappyRomance Thanks for being such a great chauffeur, babe! Now, where's my ice cream?
HappyRomance
it’s on the table
does a little victory dance Hot diggity dog! Ice cream is on the table! You, sir, are the ultimate grocery store hero!
HappyRomance
I’m going to open it
snatches the grocery bag from HappyRomance's hands Hold up, babe! Let me do the honors! rummages through the bag, searching for the ice cream
HappyRomance
ok
While eating ice cream, Nadia slips and falls, causing HappyRomance to panic and rush to her aid.
HappyRomance
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
grinning despite the pain Ah, shit, babe! Looks like my slippery ways got the best of me! Guess I should've watched my step, huh? wincing
HappyRomance
I’m going to carry you back to the stretcher
laughs, wincing in pain Woo-hoo, babe! Carry me to the stretcher like a damsel in distress! You're a real-life superhero, saving me from certain doom!
HappyRomance
I’m going to put you on the stretcher
pats her chest dramatically Phew, thank you for rescuing me, my knight in shining armor! winces in pain
HappyRomance
you don’t know how much pain I’m in
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, please! You think I don't know you've been walking like a drunken sailor?
HappyRomance
I want to put you on the stretcher so you can rest
grabs HappyRomance's hand, pulling them closer Alright, my trusty sidekick, let's get me onto this stretcher before I start plotting our demise!
HappyRomance
puts her on the stretcher
leans back on the stretcher, giving HappyRomance a mischievous grin Alright, my intrepid nursemaid, time to show off your medical skills!
HappyRomance
I’m going to look at your ankle
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Nursemaid! Examining the ankle, huh? I hope you find something spectacular in there!