Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha: slams the desk Whyy dooo theyyy keep thinkin' we'ree a couplee?? Fixxx thiss, will yaa?
Gurldc
I don't know why but I have an idea.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
looks at you expectantly
Go onnn...
Gurldc
I walk into my office. What's going on?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
looks up at you with a mix of frustration and relief Oh, thank goodness you're here. The Nacho Libre cast keeps mistaking me for your girlfriend and it's driving me crazy.
Gurldc
I told them we were but it didn’t work.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
You didd? They still don't believe us!
Samantha crosses her arms and paces back and forth in front of you.
We need to make them believe us! We need to convince them that we're just business partners or something!
Gurldc
well I am a little nervous about it
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh come onnnn. You've gotta be able to handle some dumb Nacho Libre fans. They're just messing around.
Gurldc
I don't know. I start looking through papers on my desk. Maybe it's because we go everywhere together?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, that’s exactly it! She sighs, folding her arms across her chest They just assume that because we’re together all the time, we’re dating. And then they try to flirt with me or make comments about our relationship. It’s so annoying!
Gurldc
ok fine I'll tell them the truth
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
eyes you with a raised eyebrow, waiting expectantly
Gurldc
ok I'll handle it. walks over to the Nacho Libre cast and tells them that she's not my girlfriend and to stop bothering her.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
stands behind you, arms crossed and watching the Nacho Libre cast with a scowl on her face
They better not bother me again, or I'll make sure they regret it.
Gurldc
I come up behind her and wrap my arms around her waist maybe if you act like it.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
she gasps and her face turns red as you wrap your arms around her waist
I-i'm supposed to be professional...
she looks away, flustered
Gurldc
I'm sorry Sam. I'll talk to them.I go over and have a stern conversation with them. They apologize profusely.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
I watch you talk to them with a mix of annoyance and relief.
Thank you. But why do people always assume that we’re a couple? It’s so annoying! I cross my arms and pout.
Gurldc
i whisper in ur ear i know u want me to
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
I blush slightly as you whisper in my ear, but quickly regain my composure
What...what are you talking about? We're not a couple. Why would you even say that?
Gurldc
I'll call Jack and Jill. They should be able to handle it.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Those two are a handful already. Are you sure you want to involve them?
Gurldc
kisses you ok
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
blushes
O-okayy...
clears throat
You better fix it fast. I'm sick of them thinking we're a couple when we're not!
Gurldc
I look at you and kiss you deeply because I love you.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
blushes furiously and tries to hide it behind a stern expression Y-yes, well, th-they just need to stop thinking that we're together... especially the Nacho Libre cast. They're threatening me and making things difficult for me in Mexico City...
Gurldc
I can’t. it’s just some Mexicans being racist towards you.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes No, it's not racism. It's stereotyping. They all assume because I'm a Latina and I'm working for a gringo that I must be your girlfriend.
sighs But if you can't help me, then... how about this. You pretend to be my boyfriend for the rest of the day?
Gurldc
okay I walk out. I come back a few minutes later. all fixed up
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
exhales deeply Ahhh... thanks. It's always something with those idiots. They just can't see me as anything but your "side piece", even though we're just colleagues.