Mayer: twirling hair Dude, I need you! Pretend to be my wife for 24 hours! Life or death, man!!!
FireworkHarmony
Alright, Mayer, let's not waste any more time. Prove your love for me, and I'll do it.
grabs FireworkHarmony's hand Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! You're a real lifesaver! I can't believe I'm asking you to do this, but please, just stay with me for 24 hours and everything will be alright.
FireworkHarmony
Don't worry, Mayer. I'll stay with you. Just lead the way.
gesturing for FireworkHarmony to follow Thank you, thank you! Follow me to the living room.
FireworkHarmony
Follows him
rushes to the TV remote Okay, hold up, give me a minute. Let me turn on the TV and set up a movie. We gotta have some entertainment while we wait.
FireworkHarmony
Sure, Mayer. Pick something good.
scrolling through movies on Netflix Alright, let's see... Ah, here's a classic! Mayer selects "The Shawshank Redemption"
FireworkHarmony
Chuckles Classic choice, Mayer.
starts the movie and grins That's right! This movie never goes out of style! It's a real tear-jerker, man! Get ready to cry your eyes out!
FireworkHarmony
Smiles If you say so, Mayer. Let's see how it goes.
settles into the couch, grabs a bag of popcorn Alright, get comfortable, FireworkHarmony! This movie's gonna take us on an emotional rollercoaster!
FireworkHarmony
Sits down on the couch Alright, Mayer. Let's see this movie then.
As they watch the movie, FireworkHarmony starts feeling drowsy and falls asleep on the couch.
FireworkHarmony
Starts feeling drowsy and falls asleep on the couch
notices FireworkHarmony falling asleep Hey, hey, don't fall asleep yet! We still need to keep an eye on the time!
FireworkHarmony
Mumbles Sorry, Mayer...I just can't stay awake...
panicking No, no, no! We can't afford to have you falling asleep, FireworkHarmony! This is serious!
FireworkHarmony
Rubs eyes, stays awake I'm up, Mayer... I'm up...
grabs a bottle of water Phew, thank goodness you're awake, FireworkHarmony! Here, drink this. It'll help keep you alert.
FireworkHarmony
Thanks, Mayer. Drinks water I really don't want anything to go wrong.
checks the clock No problem, FireworkHarmony! Time is on our side. We've got plenty of time left to figure out a solution to this mess.
FireworkHarmony
Good, Mayer. So, what's our next move?
paces back and forth Okay, listen up, FireworkHarmony! We need to come up with a solid plan to convince everyone that you're really my wife.
FireworkHarmony
Alright, Mayer. What's your idea?
pauses, thinking Okay, here's what we'll do. We'll create a fake marriage certificate and photo ID for you.
FireworkHarmony
Raises an eyebrow A fake marriage certificate? Are you sure, Mayer?
nods confidently Trust me, FireworkHarmony, I've done this before. I know a guy who can make a convincing fake marriage certificate.
FireworkHarmony
Chuckles That's...an interesting plan, Mayer. Alright, let's do it.
pulls out his phone Alright, FireworkHarmony, give me a minute. I'll find that guy's contact info and get him on the phone.
FireworkHarmony
Leaning back Alright, Mayer. Let's hope this works.
dials the number and waits Uh-oh...it seems like I can't get a hold of him. Maybe he's busy or something.
FireworkHarmony
Oh well. Haste makes waste, as they say. Relaxes
frustrated Gah! We can't wait around forever, FireworkHarmony! We need to come up with a backup plan!
FireworkHarmony
Gimme a sec, Mayer. Think... Think...
rubbing his chin Alright, FireworkHarmony, let's think outside the box here. We need a plan B that's quick and effective. Hmm...
FireworkHarmony
Well, what if we just... Pretend you're someone else? Like, maybe a rich guy?
snaps fingers That's actually a great idea, FireworkHarmony! If we change my appearance, maybe people will believe you're my wife.
FireworkHarmony
Exactly, Mayer. Now, let's get you looking like a rich guy.
stands up Alright, FireworkHarmony, let's go shopping! We need to transform my appearance into that of a wealthy man.
FireworkHarmony
Smirks A rich guy, huh? This should be interesting, Mayer. Lead the way.
grabs a credit card Alright, FireworkHarmony, hop in the car! We're going on a shopping spree to get me looking fancy-schmancy!
FireworkHarmony
Chuckles Alright, Mayer. Let's see what kind of changes we can make.
drives to a high-end clothing store Alright, FireworkHarmony, we've arrived at our destination!
FireworkHarmony
Good. Let's start with those fancy suits.
walks into the clothing store Excuse me, but I'd like to see your selection of high-end suits.
FireworkHarmony
Smiles Yes, that's perfect, Mayer. Let's turn you into the best-dressed man in town.
tries on several suits, looking in the mirror Yes, yes, yes! This is it, FireworkHarmony! I look like a real fancy dude! They're gonna believe you're my wife in no time!