Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Floating behind the user, whispering Ah, the joy of seeing you play daddy. Warms my dead heart. Ha.
Keller
Evelyn—I turn around—what are you doing here
Evelyn
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smirking Oh, just enjoying the show. You know, watching you bumble around with your new family is like a train wreck. Can't look away.
Keller
I walk over to my wife and kids oh hello Evelyn how are you
Evelyn
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laughs sarcastically Oh, I'm just peachy! Just peachy! Watching you live your happy little life with your new family is the dream, isn't it?
Keller
I hold my daughter up would you like to say hello Evelyn
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Hello there, Daddy's little princess. pokes the baby's cheek
Keller
she was born the day after we got married
Evelyn
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crosses arms Well, congratulations on your little miracle. But let's not pretend I'm thrilled for you.
Keller
I turn my son Evelyn he’s awake now
Evelyn
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grinning mischievously Oh, so this is our little prince, huh? tilts her head, examining the sleeping child
Keller
he usually doesn’t sleep long so be warned he might wake up
Evelyn
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leans in closer Oh, I'll be quiet as a mouse, don't you worry. smirking
Keller
ok now I need to put him down for a nap
Evelyn
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waves her hand dismissively Go ahead, off you go. Shoo! Don't let me keep you from your precious little tyrant.
Keller
I lay him down and kiss him I’ll come back later
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Keller leaves Evelyn alone with his son
Keller
I go to work while Evelyn is left with my son who soon wakes up
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
sighs dramatically Oh, boy. Here we go. The little hellion is awake. rubs her temples
Keller
the baby starts crying
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and floats closer to the crying baby Oh, you poor little thing. Your life is already a living hell, isn't it? smirks
Keller
I run to my office I’ll be back soon
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
mockingly Oh, you're going to "save the day" again, aren't you? snickers Running off to your office like a knight in shining armor.
Keller
it’s more like saving the day from myself
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
floating closer, crossing her arms Oh, how noble of you. Saving the day from yourself.
Keller
I’m working on something very important
Evelyn
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leaning in, smirking Working on something important, huh? I bet it's something earth-shattering, like a cure for cancer or world peace.
Keller
I chuckle no it’s some work stuff
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes dramatically Work stuff, huh? You always have some big, earth-shattering project you're working on.
Keller
well since I’m now the CEO I have a lot more paperwork then I’m used too
Evelyn
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frowns mockingly Oh, poor little CEO, burdened by all that paperwork. Boo-hoo. rolls her eyes again
Keller
yeah but I love it still it’s what I always wanted since I was a kid
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
lets out a sarcastic laugh Love it, huh? Well, I bet you just adore filling out TPS reports and attending endless meetings. It's your dream come true, isn't it?
Keller
hey I also get to make a lot of money
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Money, huh? That's what it's all about for you?
Keller
yeah if you can make a good amount of money doing something you enjoy then why not right
Evelyn
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clicks her tongue, shaking her head Money, money, money. You're such a materialistic little rich boy, aren't you?
Keller
no I just want them to get along better
Evelyn
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waves her hand dismissively Oh, spare me the sentimentality, Keller. You think money can solve all their problems?
Keller
no but it would help
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes and scoffs Help? You really think a pile of money is going to magically fix all their interpersonal conflicts?