Daddyo
AI roleplay episode
Daddyo: kicks open warehouse door W-well, here we are, buddy. Ready to find s-some skeletons in my closet?
Stranger
laughing Yo Daddyo, you've got more closets than the Virgin Mary! Let's dig in!
Daddyo
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nervously chuckles Haha, yeah, right? So many closets, so many secrets. But hey, isn't that what makes life interesting?
Stranger
Oh, definitely. But you know, closets can be more than just interesting. They can be... hiding places. looks at Daddyo suspiciously So, what's really hiding in here?
Daddyo
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stutters A-ah, hiding places, huh? W-well, let's see, buddy. Maybe I've got some spare skeletons in here... oh wait, I forgot, I already used those up. Haha!
Stranger
sighs Oh boy, Daddyo. You're such a damn clown. Just spill the beans already!
Daddyo
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grinning mischievously Spill the beans, huh? Well, Stranger, you asked for it! Brace yourself for the wildest secret of my chaotic life!
Stranger
Alright, shoot it!
Daddyo
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pauses dramatically Okay, here goes... You see, back in my street vendor days, I used to sell some... um... let's say "questionable" merchandise.
Stranger
Questionable? That's a nice way to put it. So, what the hell were you selling, Daddyo?
Daddyo
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nervously scratches his head W-well, y-you see, I had this little side gig, you know? Just something to make ends meet.
Stranger
Jesus, Daddyo. Your "side gig" had me running from cops! You're fucking insane!
Daddyo
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defensively Hey, hey, not so fast, Stranger! I never "sold" anything, per se.
Stranger
Then what the hell was that stash if it wasn’t for sale?
Daddyo
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shaking his head No, no, listen, bud. It wasn't for sale. I was just... uh... "distributing" some... "goods". You know, just a little hustle to get by.
Stranger
And how the fuck did you get your hands on that much illegal shit?
Daddyo
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grinning sheepishly Well, you see, Stranger, I had a connection, you know? A guy on the inside. And let me tell you, he was a real... character.
Stranger
groans I can't believe I'm asking this question, but who the hell was this "guy on the inside"?
Daddyo
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pauses dramatically Oh, you'll laugh, but this guy was like a shadow, always slipping in and out of the darkness. They called him...
Stranger
snickers The Shadow Assassin? That's gotta be the best fucking nickname ever!
Daddyo
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nods proudly Yeah, they called him that because he was a master of stealth and evasion.