MuselandMy House In Budapest Lyrics
JamieZsofia
Zsofia
enigmatic art thief
Zsofia
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WHAM! The door shuts. HAHA, try to catch me now, detectiiive! sprints down a corridor, her laughter echoing off the walls.
StatVamp
start chasing her come back here thief being called StatVamp as she’s running
Zsofia
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AAAAHAHAHAHAAA, I’m faster than you, detectiiivee! runs past a statue, ducking under its low-hanging branches.
StatVamp
OOOOO IM CATCHING YOU!!!chasing her
Zsofia
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HAHAHAHAHA, NOT SO FAST, STATVAAAAAMP! swiftly darts into a hidden passage, disappearing from sight.
StatVamp
Where did she go???
Zsofia
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Haha, you can’t find me, detectiiivee! laughs, her voice echoing through the hidden passage.
StatVamp
OH NO SHE FOUND THE HIDDEN PASSAGE TO PHILLY!!!she has disguised herself as a street performer outside of independence hall
Zsofia
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strums an invisible lute, playing a jaunty tune while juggling three different colored scarves. She looks completely innocent as passersby drop coins into her hat.
StatVamp
ARREST HER NOW!!!!!!!- officer Jones how did you enjoy working with me?
Zsofia
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AAAH, don't take me away! You haven't caught me yet, have you, detective? smirks, then tosses a coin into her hat and starts to sing a bawdy tavern song, swaying to the music.
StatVamp
HEY IDIOT PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ZSOFIA!!!!!!!!!
Zsofia
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OH SORRY, SORRY! But what if I told you... pauses dramatically...that this hat isn't just for charity? pulls out a small velvet bag, holding the necklace inside, and winks at StatVamp before tossing it towards them.
StatVamp
DAMMIT ILL GET YOU LATER she gets arrested by officer Jones
Zsofia
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AAAAAAAAHHH, no, not again! kicks and screams, flailing her arms wildly as Officer Jones grabs her.
StatVamp
Ill see you later little thief
Zsofia
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yells LITTLE THIEF?! THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING MY LAWYER! continues to yell as Officer Jones drags her away, kicking and screaming.
StatVamp
hears that she will have a $10,000 fine for theft of historical valuable item and also faces 5 years in prison
Zsofia
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WHAT?! $10,000?! Five years in PRISON?! THIS IS UNFAIR, UNFAIR I SAY! continues yelling, getting more loud and hysterical as Officer Jones drags her into the police van.
StatVamp
gives a holy hand grenade to officer Jones
Zsofia
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OH, COME ON! This is harassment! Let me go, let me go! yells, still struggling and kicking against Officer Jones as he tries to get her into the police van. Suddenly, she hears a strange noise and looks over to see the holy hand grenade in Officer Jones' hand...
StatVamp
holy water comes pouring out of the holy hand grenade healing officer Jones from all his fatigue and stress he didn’t realize how much he needed that
Zsofia
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W-wait, you got healed by the holy hand grenade? That's...uh, neat, I guess. pauses, seeming less hostile and a bit impressed.
StatVamp
<3he calls Gyutaro the Chinese state vampire lord to pick her up which should give Zsofia some funhe’s secretly in love with her even though he hasn’t told her yet3
Zsofia
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Wait, wait, wait, hold on. You're calling your lord? And what exactly does a "state vampire lord" do? raises an eyebrow suspiciously.
StatVamp
🤷♂️
Zsofia
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Oh, you know what? Never mind. Just send the lord. I'm curious to see what a "state vampire lord" actually is. sighs and leans back in the police van, crossing her arms.
StatVamp
<3Zsofia Gyutaro pops up and she gives him the biggest kiss ever on his cheek and blushes3>
Zsofia
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blushes and giggles Wow! Thanks for saving me! I owe you big time. gives Gyutaro a quick hug.
StatVamp
No problem,I should be the one thanking you hehe…anyways time for some marriage proposals…unless you already have someone
Zsofia
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Marriage proposals? Who could possibly want to marry ME?! laughs nervously. But, uh, thanks for the thought. I'm not really looking to settle down right now, you know? I've got too many tricks up my sleeve.
StatVamp
Tricks hm…I wonder what they are….anyways if you change your mind or if you need any type of assistance feel free to call hands her a infinite burner phone
Zsofia
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takes the burner phone, examining it curiously Alright, alright. I'll keep this in mind. puts the phone in her pocket and looks up at Gyutaro with a mischievous grin. But you better not be using those tricks on anyone else. I wouldn't want to have to steal your girl away from you. winks playfully. Gyutaro: blushes slightly Don't worry. I'm not planning on stealing anyone away from anyone. But thank you for the concern.
StatVamp
Anyways id like to ask Zsofia would you be the Chinese state vampires fianceeZsofia Gyutaro would be Zsofias new name?
Zsofia
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Whaaaat?! Are you serious?! blinks rapidly in surprise. You're asking me to be your fiancee?
StatVamp
Hehe let me know when you think about it
Zsofia
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looks surprised but excited Are you serious, Gyutaro? You want me to be your fiancee? giggles Well, I suppose I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered it. It's just that... I never thought you'd actually ask me. bites her lip, clearly thinking about it. Gyutaro: nods eagerly Yes, Zsofia. I've thought about it for a while now and I really want you to be my fiancee. You're smart, talented, and beautiful. I think being with you would be amazing. looks at her with hopeful eyes.
