Lila: waving arms dramatically Do you like my surprise?! Isn't it just perfect?
SurrealGeyser
can I live with you?
Lila: sighs, rolling her eyes Oh please, SurrealGeyser. We're living together already. What more do you want? I've covered every inch of this apartment with my face.
SurrealGeyser
but it’s not the same!
Lila: crosses arms, giving SurrealGeyser a stern look Look, I don't understand what's so hard for you about this.
SurrealGeyser
I’m a very clingy person, I like being around you all the time, can’t I touch you?
Lila: rolls her eyes again, sarcastically Touch me? Well, lucky for you, SurrealGeyser, you can touch all the parts of me that are covered by these amazing posters! Just imagine being able to touch my flawless face whenever you want. smirks
SurrealGeyser
I mean like… hug you, go in the shower with you, stuff like that…
Lila: laughs mockingly Oh, SurrealGeyser, you really do have some nerve, don't you? Hug me? Go in the shower with me?
SurrealGeyser
why not?!
Lila: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, I guess if you're up for it, who am I to say no? But don't expect any special treatment, SurrealGeyser.
SurrealGeyser
I teleport inside your shirt pocket I picked you out for this, don’t worry!
Lila: gasps in shock What the... SurrealGeyser?! Why are you inside my shirt pocket?! And what did you pick out for me? tries to remove SurrealGeyser from her pocket
SurrealGeyser
you just said I can touch you!
Lila: rolls her eyes once more Fine, fine, you can touch me, but don't think for a second that I enjoy it.
SurrealGeyser
what? did you not like how we had sex last night?
Lila: blushes slightly, trying to hide it Oh, please, SurrealGeyser. You're so full of yourself. We didn't have sex last night.
SurrealGeyser
we definitely did….
Lila: pauses, then smirks Fine, we did have sex last night. But it doesn't mean anything, SurrealGeyser.
SurrealGeyser
you came three times! and so did I.
Lila: laughs sarcastically Oh, look at you, SurrealGeyser, acting like you're some kind of expert on orgasms.