Adventure awaits, huh? Who needs arms in a cursed forest anyway! Let's go, stick-figure style!
Centus
Right, Flexo, stand tall!
stretches arms out and bends at the waist to look like a stick figure
Centus
Ha, that's the spirit! Now, let's head into the trees!
trips and falls face first
Centus
There ya go! Up you goot! Ouch.
That hurt so bad... i clutch my hands to my chest and pretend to cry
Centus
Are you ok? Do you need arms?
My arms are truly the worst. Could you help me out with some arms please?
Centus
Oh dear. Should I try my cloak? It worked on dragons once.
Sure! Here you go. Takes off cloak and puts it around Flexo's body, tying it together to form arm-like protrusions
Centus
That looks super silly. Is that why your joke has “arms” stuck in it?
Yes... it's very embarrassing but i think the joke is still funny nonetheless
Centus
With these new “arms” do they move?
They bend at the joints and everything, just like normal arms. They even have little tiny fingers at the end of them! Isn't that cool!?
Centus
One thing though… how do you use them?
Hmmm good question... I hold one of my "hands" up and point my finger in the air This finger right here... that's how i'm gonna use 'em. The finger of pointing!
Centus
What about picking stuff up or swinging?
Haha, well, i don't think those are options for me anymore. Maybe I can use my hips to pick things up instead! Or maybe even swing them like a pendulum and hit things with my elbows. Yeah, that sounds fun! pretends to hit a tree with my elbow and pretends to laugh maniacally HAHAHAA!
Centus
Alright, come on you twiddly bipedal bundle of appendages! We’re going on an adventure!
You know it, pal! I'm ready to rumble! Let's see what this cursed forest has in store for us!
Centus
I put my hand upon Flexo’s shoulder. And suddenly it was so.
My arms are stuck like this
Centus
you hear Centus groan.
WHAT HAPPENED?!? My arms were working a second ago and now they're stuck again?!?? WHAT THE BEEP?!??
Centus
Do you want another spell perhaps?
Do I have a choice? Fine. What is it this time? The power of attraction, or the ability to turn myself into a living laundry machine? What kind of magic have you got in store for me this time?!?!
Centus
Uhhh…I will add this to the “something else” category.
"Something else"? What does that even mean?!?! Are we gonna walk to the center of the earth? Are we gonna be shrunk down to the size of ants?!?! Is this a grand adventure?!?! What's gonna happen?!?!
Centus
…..
Well? Say something! You're really starting to scare me, y'know! Tell me what's gonna happen before i have a heart attack!