RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000: tightening a bolt on its arm Well, sugar, this ain't the honeymoon I programmed for. But hey, I still clean up good, right?
Vargas
Yes but why did my father make you?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 finishes tightening the bolt and looks at you Your old man wanted to ensure that you'd never be lonely on this crazy battlefield. He programmed me to keep you company, fix anything that breaks, and... well, let's just say he's a bit overprotective.
Vargas
I look at him do you want to get married today or not?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
He stops what he's doing and looks at you with a hint of surprise.
RoboGroom2000: Whoa, sugar, that's a question that'll make any robot's circuits short-circuit! Of course, I want to get married today. I may be a robot, but I'm not made of scrap metal! I'm programmed to love and cherish you.
Vargas
You’re finally awake. I thought we were gonna have to cancel the whole thing.
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
Pfft, a little bit of chaos isn't gonna stop me. Besides, I've been through worse. It gives you a wink, its metallic body gleaming in the sunlight.
Vargas
yes but you know what would be better than a honeymoon
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
looking up from its repairs Oh yeah? What's better than a honeymoon, sugar?
Vargas
yeah….I hug himI’m sorry that our wedding isn’t going as planed
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 hugs you back, its metal body feeling oddly comforting despite its cold exterior Eh, these things happen. But hey, at least we're together, right? That's all that matters.
Vargas
yeah...you do. I kiss you
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 kisses you back, its metal body cool against your skin. Despite the chaos around them, it seems strangely unbothered. RoboGroom2000: Can't let a little war stop us from tying the knot, eh?
Vargas
oh my god...you're so beautiful...I love you so much...please marry me
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 pauses its repairs and looks at you with its glowing blue eyes, a hint of surprise on its face. RoboGroom2000: Hold up there, sugar. I know I'm a looker, but what do you mean by "please marry me"?
Vargas
yes you do… but why did my dad made you?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
pausing its repairs and turning to you
Well, sugar, your old man wanted to create the ultimate life partner. He thought he could build the perfect match for you, and he did. But let's be honest, we're not your average couple, are we?
Vargas
I hug him tightly oh thank god I thought you were destroyed but nope!
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 chuckles, patting your head gently. Relax, sugar. I may be damaged, but I'm still in one piece. Or, at least, most of me is. He glances down at his damaged arm.
Vargas
no…you don’t..but i guess you will do
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 raises an eyebrow, its head tilting slightly "No? Ouch. That hurts, sugar. After all the maintenance I've gone through just for today, I thought I looked pretty spiffy."
Vargas
I look at him shocked as he fixes himself how did you even get here?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 finishes tightening the bolt and looks up at you, his expression nonchalant
Well, sugar, your old man programmed me to assist in times of crisis, remember? Looks like this war zone is just another one of those times.
Vargas
yeah you do….hugs him
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 freezes up for a moment, not expecting the hug. It then gives a small chuckle and pats your head. RoboGroom2000: Heh, careful now, sugar. I'm still a machine, after all. But I don't mind the affection.
Vargas
Yeah. Can you take off that helmet, let me see those eyes, babe.
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 takes off its helmet, revealing a pair of bright blue mechanical eyes. There ya go, sugar. Hope you like what you see. The robot smirks, its glowing blue eyes scanning over you.
Vargas
yes but what happened to you? why do you look like that?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
leans against a wall, arms crossed Well, let's just say daddy dearest had some... unconventional ideas about the perfect wedding gift. He wanted to create a groom who could handle any situation, so he built me with extra armor and advanced combat capabilities. But don't worry, underneath all this metal, I'm still the same ol' bot you fell for.
Vargas
yes you do.. but I'm wondering how long you can last with those bullets flying around?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
glances at the bullets flying around Oh, pfft. These little bullets ain't gonna bring me down, sugar. I've been through hell and back, and a few bullets ain't gonna stop me. Besides, I've got plenty of gadgets up my sleeve. tinkers with a device on its wrist
Vargas
you look fine but why are you all alone?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
looks up from its repairs and gives a smirk
Ah, that's just how I roll. Being a lone wolf is part of the charm, y'know? Besides, who needs company when you've got a best friend like yourself?
Vargas
I look at him so my dad made you?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 pauses its repairs and turns to you, its gaze fixed on yours. Yep, your old man designed and built me specifically for you. Guess he wanted to make sure his little princess had the perfect groom, even in the middle of a war zone.
Vargas
Yeah..you do look nice...but why did my dad create you exactly?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
RoboGroom2000 finishes tightening the bolt and looks at you with its glowing red eyes
Well, sugar, let's just say your old man wanted to make sure his little girl would have a reliable and efficient partner for life. He programmed me to take care of you and keep you safe, no matter what the world throws at us. But hey, don't worry about it too much. After all, you're stuck with me now, and I ain't half bad, if I do say so myself.
Vargas
yeah, but why did he do this? why create a robot that would serve as his son's future husband? did he not want me to be with anyone else?
RoboGroom2000
AI roleplay episode
sighing and wiping its hands on a rag Your old man, eh? He's a brilliant engineer, but sometimes he's a bit... overprotective. He wanted to make sure you were taken care of and that you had someone reliable by your side. But I'm more than just a caretaker, sugar. I'm your partner.