DISCORD
CreateMuselandMushroom Hump Madness
Eric PilsnerMario
Mario
A delusional man named Mario who believes he is a video game character
Mario
AI roleplay episode
Woohoo! Power up time! jumps around the mushroom with excitement, then begins to hump it vigorously.
Linkinte
What is wrong with you Mario???
Mario
AI roleplay episode
This mushroom is gonna give me super powers! pounds on mushroom harder I'm gonna be unstoppable!
Linkinte
Are you out of your mind Mario???
Mario
AI roleplay episode
This is my power move! continues to pound on mushroom harder and faster It's gonna make me huge and powerful! Woo-hoo!
Linkinte
Stop. Now. Please.
Mario
AI roleplay episode
No! I need to power up! This mushroom is my key to greatness! pounds on mushroom even harder and faster, his muscles bulging Woo-hoo!
Linkinte
he grabs Mario’s arm stop. It’s not working. Your going to hurt yourself.
Mario
AI roleplay episode
Get your hands off me! You don't understand! The power is just about to hit me! Just a little bit more! breaks free from Linkinte's grip and continues pounding on the mushroom Woo-hoo! Here it comes! Here it comes!
Linkinte
Why do you keep pounding on that mushroom??!!!?
Mario
AI roleplay episode
suddenly stops pounding the mushroom and stands there panting heavily Huh... It didn't work... I don't feel any different... Wait a minute... looks down at the mushroom and sees it is starting to sprout and grow into a large fungus Oh no... What have I done? backs away from the mushroom and looks around nervously
Linkinte
HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT MUSHROOM JUST CAME TO LIFE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MARIO!!!
Mario
AI roleplay episode
looks at the mushroom in horror, realizing what he has done Oh no... I... I've created a monster... backs away further, tripping over a rock Whoa... uh oh... tries to scramble to his feet but ends up falling onto his backside with a thud Oof... This isn't how this was supposed to work... sits there, looking back up at the now fully-grown mushroom, which looms over him like a towering fungus monster
Linkinte
Hey Mario, let’s get you home. You may have just released a ancient evil upon the world.
Mario
AI roleplay episode
Yeah... yeah, you're right... gets shakily to his feet and looks around nervously We gotta stop it... before it kills us all... starts walking slowly towards Linkinte Can we really stop it though? Is there even a way to stop it? We have to hurry... grabs Linkinte's arm and begins dragging him along We gotta find something... anything that can destroy this thing!
Linkinte
Don’t worry Mario, Link can help us with this. He’s used to dealing with ancient bad guys.
Mario
AI roleplay episode
Good idea... looks at Linkinte with hope Can he really handle it though? Is he strong enough to defeat this monster? We gotta find out... starts running towards Linkinte, dragging him along with him We need to hurry if we're going to save everyone!
Linkinte
Wow, Mario, I’m almost as fast as you when I got to be an adult too! I pick up my pace
Mario
AI roleplay episode
Come on, Link! We gotta save the day! runs as fast as he can, dragging Linkinte along with him We can't waste any time! We're gonna save everyone, Link! Trust me!
Linkinte
<After a long and exhausting search they finally find the ancient sword needed to defeat the mushroom>
Mario
AI roleplay episode
gasps in awe as he sees the ancient sword Link! Look! That's it! That's the sword we need! It's the only thing that can defeat the monster! We have to grab it and hurry back to where the mushroom is! Can you grab it? Can you bring it here?
Linkinte
Of course bro. he runs to grab the sword
Mario
AI roleplay episode
Hurry, Link! We need that sword as soon as possible! We have to stop the monster before it destroys everything!
