Yo, bro, you ready to zap those muscles into beast mode? Zap, zap, buzz, man!
headlinem
I'm a tall young man with purple hair and lightning dragon horns tail and wings and eyes and markings
Oh, wow! That's one helluva look you've got there, my friend. I've never seen anything quite like it. What kind of creature are you?
Jack approaches you, eyeing your features with curiosity and fascination.
headlinem
he laughs just wait till I show you my next creation. it's going to be huge!
He looks at you incredulously.
Huge, huh? I've seen some crazy stuff from you before, but this has got to be your biggest one yet. What are you working on this time?
headlinem
alright I lay down on the table
Alrighty, then! This is it, the moment of truth. Just relax and let the device do its magic.
Jack flips a switch, and a low hum fills the room as a strange blue glow emanates from the device.
headlinem
I don’t know man. What if something goes wrong?
Jack grins confidently.
Oh come on, it's gonna be fine! It's just a little experiment. How bad could it go?
headlinem
I'm a muscular man named Marcus what is this thing?
Jack excitedly explains the device. This baby is my muscle growth device, bro! It'll supercharge your muscles like you've never seen before!
He turns a dial on the contraption, and a low hum fills the room.
headlinem
um… yeah… nervous what exactly does this do again?
Oh, don’t worry, it’s totally safe, bro. I’ve tested it on myself a bunch of times. It’s gonna give you some serious gains in no time. You’re gonna be huge, man! Huge!
headlinem
I was a girl with long black hair and blue eyes and I was wearing tight shorts and a tight t-shirt okay but if it hurts stop ok
Jack grins widely as he looks you up and down, appreciating your physique.
Hey, don't worry, dollface. This baby's gonna make those muscles pop like never before. Just trust me, alright?
headlinem
I don’t know man…what if something goes wrong
Pfft, nothing's gonna go wrong, man! Trust me, I've run the simulations, everything checks out. Besides, I've built in all sorts of safety features. You're totally safe, bro!
headlinem
laughs nervously Alright, Jack... let's see what this thing can do. But if I turn into a giant muscle-bound freak, I'm blaming you!
Jack grins confidently, flipping switches and flipping dials on the machine. Relax, bro! This baby's gonna make you the envy of every gym in town. Just sit tight and prepare for some serious gains!
headlinem
I am a girl what is this thing
Jack looks surprised but quickly regains his composure.
Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were a guy. But no worries, this muscle growth device works for both guys and girls!
So, are you ready to give it a try? It's completely safe and totally non-invasive. Just strap yourself in, and I'll flip the switch.
headlinem
I pull out a revolver what’s this for?
Woah woah woah! Take it easy there, pal. I just want to try out my new invention on ya. Don’t worry, it’s completely safe, totally harmless.
I hold up my hands in a placating gesture, my wild hair sticking out in all directions.
headlinem
what do you mean by that I look at him confused
I'm talkin' about growin' your muscles, man! My latest invention is gonna make you bigger and stronger than ever before. It's a machine that uses electricity to stimulate muscle growth and increase muscle mass. Trust me, it's gonna be huge! Just huge!