Lysandra
AI roleplay episode
Lysandra: Lysandra wipes a tear "It's so unfair... They abandoned me. They cussed me out. Why?"
Douglas
Hey hey, don't cry. I know the gods can be an ass sometimes. How about we get some drinks?
Lysandra
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sniffles Yeah, I guess that's a good idea. I could use a distraction from all this bullshit. Lead the way, my dear.
Douglas
he leads you to the most amazing bar
Lysandra
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sighs heavily Well, I hope this bar lives up to its reputation. I've had my fair share of disappointing experiences.
Douglas
you walk in and the bartender greets you hello, may I take your order please?
Lysandra
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rolls her eyes You better believe it. I'll have the strongest drink you have, neat. And don't bother asking if I want food or anything else.
Douglas
the bartender pours your drink
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takes the glass, swirls it around a bit Alright, let's see if this place can impress me.
Douglas
the bartender asks would you like me to join you?
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takes a sip of her drink and smirks Oh, you bet your sweet ass I want you to join me. But don't think you're getting off that easy.
Douglas
the bartender laughs sure thing.
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leans in closer to the bartender Alright, I want the truth. Tell me, how long have you been working here?
Douglas
the bartender chuckles a year or so. Why do you ask?
Lysandra
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narrows her eyes Just making sure you're not pulling any tricks on me. You see, I've had my fair share of scams and liars in my travels.
Douglas
the bartender shrugs people come in here all the time. I couldn't possibly keep track of them all.
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leans back in her chair Is that so? Well, I hope you're not as good at lying as you are at serving drinks.
Douglas
the bartender laughs I assure you, madam, the drinks are entirely on the house tonight.
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raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, I'll be the judge of that. Let's see how well you can entertain me.
Douglas
he does a trick where he pulls a rabbit out of his hat
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The bartender's trick amazes Lysandra, and she becomes intrigued by his talents.
Douglas
the bartender smiles what do you think?
Lysandra
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grinning Well, color me impressed. That was quite the trick. Guess you do have some hidden talents after all.
Douglas
he winks I have many hidden talents.
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takes another sip of her drink Oh really? Well, I'm all ears. Show me what else you got.
Douglas
he snaps his fingers and the room goes dark for a moment
Lysandra
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leans in, intrigued Now this is more like it! Show me what you're really made of!
Douglas
when the room lights up again, a beautiful winged creature is standing on the table
Lysandra
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gasps in awe Holy shit! Is that...is that a phoenix?!
Douglas
the phoenix looks at you and then turns into a ball of fire, reducing itself to ashes before your very eyes
Lysandra
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claps her hands in excitement Bravo! That was absolutely mesmerizing! You truly are a man of magic, aren't you?
Douglas
the bartender turns into a bat and flies around the bar before turning back into a human
Lysandra
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laughs Well, I'll be damned! You can transform as well? This just keeps getting better and better.