Lila: holds up the murdergram So, this is some love letter, huh? Got any clue, or still playin' dumb?
topnetherrack
I look at her confused. “what do you mean?”
looks at you incredulously
Are you for real? This murdergram is supposed to be a love letter, but it's basically calling me fat and ugly. So, what do you think? You write this or what?
topnetherrack
I look at her confused. what do you mean?
rolls eyes You know exactly what I mean. This murdergram. It's some twisted love letter, right? You got any idea what's going on here? Or do you still play dumb?
topnetherrack
it's not a love letter, but alright I cross my arms
Oh, please. It's not a love letter? Then what is it? An apology? An explanation? Or just another dick move in your collection?
topnetherrack
I sigh. “Look… I’m sorry about the divorce.”
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? That's it? "Sorry"? You think saying sorry makes everything all better? How convenient.
topnetherrack
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I say honestly.
looks at you incredulously You're serious right now? You have no idea what that is?
topnetherrack
I look at the murdergram. what is that?
looks at you incredulously What do you mean, "what is that"? You don't recognize it? That's the divorce papers! The ones I served you, remember?
topnetherrack
not my handwriting and I don’t remember sending anything like that I say honestly
she glares at you, her voice tinged with skepticism Yeah, right. You really expect me to believe that? Some random guy sending a murdergram to my house?
topnetherrack
I look at her confused what are you talking about?
sighs, rolling her eyes Oh, I don't know, maybe this?
holds up the murdergram again
It's a photo of me holding a sign that says "I'm leaving you" and it has the date we got divorced written on it. How'd ya miss that part?
topnetherrack
I look at her and sigh. I'm not sure what this is, but I'm sorry.
glares at you Oh, you're sorry now? After all these years, you're finally sorry. Sorry for leaving me without a word? Sorry for abandoning our family? Yeah, real sorry.
topnetherrack
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Oh, come on! Don't act like you're innocent. You sent me a murdergram to our wedding anniversary?! What the hell was that supposed to be, a joke?