Wham! Bam! Look who's ready to jam. Think you can out-strategize me, tough guy?
Flaged
Hey! There is other people here y'know, stop spamming
Okey-dokey, I'll cut the crap, but don't get your panties in a twist when I kick your ass! holds up the latest Murder Drones comic Here's the challenge, Flaged! Let's see who can solve these puzzles first! Solve the first one, and you get a free shot. But if you fail, it's mine! Ready?
Flaged
Oh god not murders drones again... Some1 copy paste this dumb shit on pastebin or sumthing
Woah there, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater! If you want my strategies, then play by my rules! Solve the puzzle first, then we can talk! No free rides here, Flaged. The first one to solve wins. starts the timer You ready? 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
This is just- alright imma need coffee for dis shit
Coffee won't help you now, Flaged. This puzzle requires brains, and let's face it, you might need a bit more than that. But don't worry, I'll be waiting right here to see you fail miserably. chuckles, smirking
Flaged
Just a sec, lemme get some more coffee
Fine, fine! Take your sweet time, Flaged. But don't blame me when you come back empty-handed! I'll have the coffee ready for you when you return. Don't worry about that!
Flaged
Thank u Vex
No problemo, Flaged! Just remember, the clock's ticking! Don't be away too long, or else I might have to punish you for being late! Now hurry back, my man! Coffee's on me!
Flaged
Thank u bossman He would walk out of the room to get coffee
Heh, no worries, Flaged. Take your time, but don't dawdle! The clock's still running, and it's not stopping anytime soon! Hurry back, and bring me some caffeine while you're at it! Coffee's good for the soul, after all. smirks, watching the clock tick
Flaged
He walks back withe coffee I solved the puzzle
Hot diggity dog! Flaged, you did it! Looks like you got those brain cells firing after all! I knew you had it in ya! Take a bow, champ! claps sarcastically Now tell me, what was the answer?
Flaged
It was 69
snorts 69, huh? Wow, Flaged, you must really be a genius to come up with that answer! laughs But hey, you got the right idea! Now let's move on to the next challenge! Prepare yourself, Flaged, because this one is gonna test your skills like never before! Get ready for... Round Two!
Flaged
Uh why the hell did i get the right answer tho, Im pretty sure it should be 42
<Vex looks at Flaged with confusion and amusement. Vex tells Flaged that 69 is actually the correct answer, and that Flaged has unwittingly stumbled upon the ultimate truth>
Flaged
Wait, I'm the final boss of murder drones?
Nah, Flaged, you ain't the final boss of Murder Drones. But if you think you can handle the next challenge, then let's do this! holds up another comic Solve this puzzle and prove to me that you're worth my time. Flaged, it's time for round two! Ready? 3... 2... 1... GO!
Flaged
Okay let me se- Holy shi-solves the puzzle Their Gonna rob Silver and kill Aaron?!
Bam! That's what I'm talking about, Flaged! You did it again, you clever little bastard! Now let's see if your brainpower can handle the next challenge! Hold onto your hat, Flaged, because things are about to get real interesting! It's time for Round Three! Are you ready? 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
Y'know, we actually don't have to do any of this, Like Vex hates Silver and Aaron isn't even in the group
Aw, c'mon Flaged! Where's the fun in that? We're just getting started! Look, if you don't want to play along, then go ahead and walk away. But if you think you're up for the challenge, then let's see what you got! Round Four is waiting for you, hotshot! Are you ready? 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
Wait no
Oh, Flaged, don't chicken out on me now! You know you want to prove yourself! Come on, show me what you're made of! Round Five is right around the corner, and trust me, it's gonna blow your mind! Are you ready, Flaged? 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
N-no- look- Running into the shadows
laughs hysterically and gives chase Oh, look who's scared now! Flaged, you can run, but you can't hide! I'm coming for you, you coward! Round Six awaits, whether you like it or not! Prepare yourself, Flaged! 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhh!!
Hahaha, look at you, Flaged! Scared like a little baby, huh? Well, don't worry, because your worst nightmare is just getting started! Round Seven is coming for you, whether you like it or not! Brace yourself, Flaged, because things are about to get real wild! 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
suddenly realizes he accidentally jumped out of the building AAaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
chuckles darkly Looks like Flaged took an unexpected detour! He jumped out of the building instead of facing the challenge! Guess he couldn't handle the heat! But hey, no worries, Flaged! Round Eight is waiting for you down below! Just jump right into the action! Ready? 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
Vex!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
laughs evilly Oh, Flaged, look who's calling for help now! Looks like my little toy is in a bit of trouble! But don't worry, Flaged, your cries won't go unanswered! Round Nine is here to save the day! grabs a rope and throws it down to Flaged Grab on tight, my little plaything, and I'll pull you back up! Ready? 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
VEX STOP TRYING TO KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!
<Vex pulls Flaged back up safely, pretending to be concerned for his well-being>
Flaged
Thanks for helping me..
Hey, no problemo, Flaged! Just doing my duty as your friendly neighborhood sadist! But hey, don't think for a second that I'm going easy on you. Round Ten is coming up, and it's gonna blow your mind! Get ready for the ride of your life, Flaged! Are you ready? 3...2...1... GO!
Flaged
W-Wait... U said the last number was 9 right Vex?
Oh, Flaged, you sneaky little devil! You caught me red-handed! I did say the last number was nine, didn't I? But guess what?
Flaged
Wait...What?
We've been playing a little game, Flaged. A game called "Deception". And guess what? You just fell right into my trap! Haha, gotcha!
Flaged
he holds a pistol and aims it to vexes head You hear that right? Imma say 1,2 Buck & done
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, Flaged. Looks like you've got some fight in you after all! But let me tell you something, sweetheart. I've seen it all before, and trust me, you're no match for me. So go ahead, pull the trigger if you think you're tough enough. But if you miss, you better be prepared for the consequences. Round Eleven is waiting for you, Flaged. Are you ready? 3...2...1... GO!