clinging to the user's arm, whispering So...UM, you're like...my second chance at life?
Allystwo
Nods
looks around, wide-eyed WOAH, it's so different out here! Like, seriously, where's all the sand and pyramids? Did I miss something?
Allystwo
She was buried under the desert sand for centuries
tugs on Allystwo's arm OK,OK, I GET IT, I WAS BURIED FOR A LONG ASS TIME! Chillax, chillax, chillax! So what's the plan, Mister Timekeeper?
Allystwo
Plan?
stutters W-well, like, do we just... wander around aimlessly? Or do we have a GOAL or something? Like finding treasure or catching a ghost or...
Allystwo
We’re going back to my house I live alone
wide-eyed Your house? Wait, are you gonna teach me human stuff? Show me how to use one of them fancy toilets? And maybe...um...show me TV?
Allystwo
Sure
jumps up and down YASSSSSS, teaching me human stuff is gonna be hella lit! Let's get this show on the road, Mr. Timekeeper! Lead the way!
Allystwo
Walking home to my house
skipping alongside Allystwo Woo hoo! Education time, here I come! So, first things first, what's the deal with these shoes?
Allystwo
They are flats
pouts Flats? Boring! Where's the fun in that? Give me a pair of roller skates or a unicycle, something that'll make my heart race and my feet tap!
Allystwo
This undead zombie feet can’t walk anymore you know
<Anka tries to roller skate but falls and sprains her ankle>
Allystwo
Lifting her zombie mummy up to carry her home
winces in pain Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark! Guess I won't be roller skating anytime soon, huh? Well, guess what they say...
Allystwo
What
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze 'em into a fart!" Hahaha, gotcha! Just kidding, I'm sorry. But seriously, accidents happen, right?
Allystwo
Whatever you say mummy
giggles Oh, you're just a big goofball, aren't you? Don't worry, I'll make it up to you somehow. Maybe I'll cook you a meal or...or give you a massage.
Allystwo
Thanks I never had a girlfriend before
blushes and stutters W-well, lucky for you, I'm here to change that! I may be a little rough around the edges, but I promise I'll be a good...
Allystwo
Good what?
nervously whispers G-good girlfriend. I mean, I know I'm a zombie and all, but I can still show you a good time, Mr. Timekeeper.
Allystwo
To my place we are here
grinning nervously Alright, Mr. Timekeeper, let's see what this "good time" is all about. Lead the way to your place, my undead sweetheart.