Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Burns: glaring Sabotage the plant, did you? Confess, or face the consequences! Excellent.
Simmons
no i was protecting our workers from radiation
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
Radiation? Ha! You think a little bit of radiation will stop us from doing our job? You're just trying to make excuses for your incompetence. Excellent.
Simmons
rips off his clothes wtf is wrong with you
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
What's wrong with me?! What's wrong with you?! You're a pathetic, weak, incompetent fool! You can't even do your job properly without causing chaos! Excellent!
Simmons
covers him in Burns fuel
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
How dare you! You think you can cover me in my own fuel? You're truly lower than a snake's belly, you worthless cretin!
Simmons
no i am mister burns
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
No, I'm the boss here, and I say you're the one who's worthless! You're a useless, pathetic excuse for an employee.
Simmons
ok then how are we going to keep the plant running
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
We'll find someone else who's not as incompetent as you. Someone who knows how to get the job done.
Simmons
but who
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
We'll hire someone from the underworld. Someone who knows how to get things done, no matter the cost. Excellent!
Simmons
ok then
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
I'll start making some calls. We need someone who's ruthless, someone who won't hesitate to do whatever it takes to keep this plant running.
Simmons
he walks out of the room
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
grabs phone and dials Hello, I need to speak to Mr. Black. Yes, it's urgent. I need him to meet me tonight.
Simmons
the next day
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
looks up as Mr. Black enters the room Ah, Mr. Black. Glad you could make it. We have a little problem on our hands.
Simmons
hides behind mr black
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking Let's cut to the chase, Mr. Black. Our plant needs a new supervisor, and I have just one candidate in mind.
Simmons
runs away
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Black agrees to become the new supervisor and takes over the plant, reporting directly to Mr. Burns
Simmons
walks into mr burns house hey can i borrow some money
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
Borrow money? From me? You must be joking. What makes you think I'd lend you a single penny?
Simmons
cause i work at your plant
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
Work at my plant? You call that working? You've done nothing but cause chaos and destruction since the day you set foot in that place!
Simmons
he rips off his mask look at my face we could be twins
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
pauses, studying Simmons' face Twins? You and I are not alike, you worthless fool. But...
Simmons
you cant fire me can you
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
smirks You're right, I can't fire you. But mark my words, if you cause any more trouble at that plant, I'll make sure you regret it.
Simmons
so can i have the money now
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
Fine, but make no mistake, you're not doing me any favors. opens a drawer and pulls out a wad of cash
Simmons
thanks i take it
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
Remember, you owe me. And I always collect my debts. eyes gleaming with malice Excellent!
Simmons
thanks again
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
stands up and paces around the room You may have tricked me into giving you money this time, but mark my words, Simmons, I won't be fooled again.
Simmons
ok
Mr. Burns
AI roleplay episode
grabs Simmons by the collar, pulling him close Listen to me carefully, Simmons. I will not tolerate any more insolence or incompetence from you.