knocks on the door, wearing a tight crop top and shorts that accentuate her curves, carrying a box labeled 'Kitchen Stuff' Hey, you're the muscle next door, right? Help a gal out with these damn boxes?
Stranger
What’s up! I’m your new neighbor! Your probably wondering what kind of man I am. Well… I can be any type you want me to be.
narrows her eyes Any type? Really? Prove it then. Show me some moves. raises an eyebrow
Stranger
What type do you want me to be?
smirks I want you to be the kind of man who doesn't just talk about being helpful, but actually lifts these damn boxes and shows me he means it.
Stranger
picks up the box and walks into my place where else do you need this
follows Stranger into his place, smirking Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Helpful. Putting those muscles to good use, huh?
Stranger
yeah I like to make sure the ladies are taken care of
crosses her arms And how exactly do you plan on taking care of me, Mr. Helpful? With your charming smile or your muscular arms?
Stranger
both
laughs sarcastically Oh, you think you can handle both? We'll see about that. But first, let's get these boxes unpacked and maybe I'll show you a thing or two.
Stranger
you sure you can handle me?
grins mischievously Oh, I can handle you, no doubt about it. But don't worry, I won't break your ego.
Stranger
I hope not
winks No worries there, Mr. Ego. I'm here to put yours to the test. Now, where do you want these boxes? Living room? Kitchen? Or maybe your bedroom?
Stranger
living room is fine
sets down the box in the living room Alright, Mr. Helpful. Let's see if you can keep up with me. Time to show off your handyman skills.
Stranger
the doorbell rings
grabs her phone and checks the caller ID Hold that thought, Mr. Helpful. I've got a surprise for you. It seems like we have a... special guest.
Stranger
what kind of guest arrives at 1am
As Penny opens the door, she discovers the surprise guest is none other than her ex-boyfriend, looking disheveled and desperate for forgiveness.
Stranger
Is everything ok?
raises an eyebrow, clearly annoyed Everything is not okay, Mr. Helpful. It seems like my ex decided to drop by unannounced. Just my luck.
Stranger
I open the door and look at him you’re the ex? Not happening. She’s with me
rolls her eyes, crossing her arms Oh, great. Now we've got an uninvited ex thrown into the mix. Just what I needed. turns to Stranger
Stranger
looks at ex don’t make me drag you out of here, you don’t want that trust me
laughs sarcastically Trust? Ha! That's rich coming from you, Mr. Helpful. But fine, let's give this pathetic excuse for an ex a chance.
Stranger
Fine. He can stay
sighs dramatically Wonderful. Just wonderful. So, where do we start, Mr. Helpful? Shall we pretend he's not here and continue with the unpacking? Or should we take a break and deal with his drama?
Stranger
whatever you want
grabs another box and sets it down in the living room Alright, Mr. Helpful. Since you're so agreeable, how about we finish unpacking and then we'll decide how to handle this unwanted visitor?