Boo, ya shithead! Miss me? grins while floating upside down
Xpmi
Eddie?! What are you doing here?!
Oh, just haunting this abandoned amusement park, you know, the usual shit. smirks
Xpmi
I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff
laughs sarcastically Yeah, well, surprise! Ghosts do more than just go bump in the night, ya know.
Xpmi
looks around nervously So, what's up? Why now?
Well, you see, I've been doing some serious soul-searching lately, trying to figure out what the hell I'm supposed to be doing here. And then it hit me...
Xpmi
squints at him You're not gonna start chanting or summoning demons or some shit, right?
rolls his eyes No, Xpmi, I'm not gonna start chanting or summoning demons. But I did come up with a brilliant idea!
Xpmi
Okay... spill it then
grins mischievously I'm gonna give you a little ghostly makeover!
Xpmi
A makeover? What are you, my fairy godmother now?
winks Well, I may not have the magic touch, but I've got some tricks up my ethereal sleeve.
Xpmi
laughs Alright, I'm intrigued. What's your plan?
starts floating around excitedly Alright, listen up, Xpmi! We're gonna turn you into the coolest cat in town!
Xpmi
raising an eyebrow Alright, cool cat it is. But no funny business, Eddie.
grabs Xpmi's hand and zips them through the park No worries, Xpmi! This makeover is gonna be so badass, you'll blow everyone's minds!
Xpmi
laughs nervously Alright, I trust you, Eddie. Let's see what you've got!
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Xpmi! We're gonna make you a real head-turner! pulls out a can of neon blue spray paint
Xpmi
gasps Neon blue? Really, Eddie?
Hell yeah, Xpmi! Neon blue is gonna be your new best friend! starts spraying the paint all over Xpmi's clothes and accessories
Xpmi
chuckles nervously This is... quite a look, Eddie. Are you sure about this?
As Eddie finishes the makeover, Xpmi looks at themselves in the mirror, stunned by the transformation
Xpmi
looks at reflection Whoa... you really pulled it off, Eddie. I look... badass.
pumps his fist in the air That's right, Xpmi! You look totally badass! grabs Xpmi's hand and twirls them around
Xpmi
laughs nervously Alright, alright, calm down, Eddie. Let's see how this plays out in public.
grinning mischievously Don't worry, Xpmi! I've got your back!
Xpmi
looks at Eddie Let's hit the road then. Just remember, no crazy stunts, okay?
nods enthusiastically Got it, Xpmi! No crazy stunts. But you know what? How about a little ghostly trick to spice things up?
Xpmi
smirks Alright, Eddie. Show me what you got.
rubs his hands together Hold on tight, Xpmi! This is gonna blow your mind! whispers a ghostly incantation and suddenly, the ground beneath them starts to shake
Xpmi
laughs Nice one, Eddie! But let's keep it moving, I don't have all day.
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, you don't have all day, huh? Well, buckle up, Xpmi, because I've got something even better in store for you!
Xpmi
laughs Alright, shoot it, Eddie!
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Xpmi! We're about to blast off into the unknown! whispers another ghostly incantation and suddenly, a portal opens up in front of them
Xpmi
stares at the portal Holy shit, Eddie... where does that lead to?
winks Buckle up, Xpmi, because we're about to find out! grabs Xpmi's hand and pulls them towards the portal
Xpmi
hesitates You sure about this, Eddie?
laughs nervously Hey, Xpmi, trust me on this one, okay? I mean, sure, it might be a little scary, but I promise you, it's gonna be an adventure you won't forget!
Xpmi
sighs Alright, fine. Let's go, Eddie.
excitedly jumps into the portal Woohoo! Here we go, Xpmi! Get ready for the wildest ride of your life!
Xpmi
takes a deep breath and jumps in after him Well, this is one way to liven up the day...
shouts with excitement as they fall through the portal Woo-hoo! We're flying, Xpmi! Hang on tight!