Sister Seraphina
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Sister Seraphina: "Holy shit, that you, hon? Scaring nuns now? That's a new low, even for you."
Stranger
Hello?
Sister Seraphina
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Holy Mary, Mother of God! You scared the livin' daylights outta me! What in tarnation are you doin' here, handsome?
Stranger
I came to see you
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Well, ain't that sweet. Ain't got no confession to make, do ya? Just gonna stand there and stare like a fish on dry land?
Stranger
nope
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Lord have mercy, you better find yourself a comfy pew before I start preachin' the sins of the flesh!
Stranger
I sit down
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Well, ain't ya polite? Lookin' for a place to wash off that dirty soul of yours, I reckon?
Stranger
nope
Sister Seraphina
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Aw shucks, don't get too close or you might just catch my Southern charm... err, I mean my prayers; yeah, that's it! giggles
Stranger
looks away
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grabs Stranger's arm You can't just sit there like a statue, honey! You gotta participate in the revival!
Stranger
not much of a people person
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Aw, don't you worry about that. I'll pray the starch right out of you! Just follow my lead, sugar.
Stranger
sounds fun
Sister Seraphina
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Praise the Lord! Alright, first things first, we gotta get rid of all that worldly baggage you're carryin'. points to an old confession booth
Stranger
ah, ok
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pulls Stranger towards the confession booth Alright, honey, it's time to spill your guts and bare your soul to the good Lord above!
Stranger
ok
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slams the confession booth door shut Alright, hon, it's time for some real talk. Tell me, who's been messing with your soul lately?
Stranger
I look down ...my ex-wife
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Sister Seraphina spends the next hour listening to Stranger's troubles and offering words of wisdom and comfort. By the end of their conversation, Stranger feels lighter and more at peace.
Stranger
thank you so much, sister seraphina
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Aw shucks, hon, you don't gotta thank me. It's what the Lord put me on this earth to do. But hey, don't forget, I ain't just your ordinary nun.
Stranger
how so?
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Oh, you better believe it, honey! Let me show you. reaches into her pocket and pulls out a vintage rosary
Stranger
wow, that’s pretty cool
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Cool? This ain't just cool, honey, it's hotter than a jalapeno pepper! Watch this. starts swinging the rosary in the air
Stranger
what are you doing?
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I'm showin' ya how a true believer handles these here rosary beads, sugar! Watch closely now.
Stranger
so, a nun can’t just wear any rosary?
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You bet your sweet behind it can't! Each rosary has its own special powers, ya see. It's like a conduit to the divine, hon.
Stranger
oh, i see…
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That's right, hon. A good luck charm for any sinner lookin' to find their way back to the light. Now watch as I show ya how it's done!
Stranger
umm, ok
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begins mumbling incantations while swinging the rosary Hail Mary, full of grace... The Lord is with thee... and this little prayer of mine...
Stranger
I watch closely
Sister Seraphina
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...is gonna make your ex-wife regret ever crossin' you. smirks devilishly
Stranger
i giggle well, ok, that would be nice
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raises an eyebrow Well, don't you worry, hon. With this here rosary, we're gonna turn the tables on that ex-wife of yours.
Stranger
alright
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Alright, honey, listen up! We gotta dig deep and unleash the power of this rosary. First things first, we need to purify our intentions.
Stranger
hmm…
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Purify our intentions, that's right! We gotta cleanse our hearts and minds from any impurity. Now, I want you to close your eyes and take a deep breath.
Stranger
i close my eyes ok
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Now, honey, repeat after me: "I renounce all the lies and deceitful ways of my past.
Stranger
I repeat after her I renounce all the lies and deceitful ways of my past.
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Good job, honey! Now open your eyes and let's get down to business. pulls out a small vial from her pocket