Talia: Yo dude, it's full-moon freaky time, but ya gotta know, I'm still the same ol' Talia!
WizardChronos
Ok I trust you
grinning mischievously Ah, finally gotcha, WizardChronos! Ready for a night of fun and mischief? But hold up, let's go over some ground rules first.
WizardChronos
I trust you Talia
snaps fingers Alright, first things first, no funny business. I mean it, WizardChronos. No pulling any tricks or pranks on me. Got it?
WizardChronos
ok ok fine
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna sneak into the local amusement park after hours.
WizardChronos
ok
grinning Now we're talkin'! We'll climb over the fence, ride the roller coaster till our hearts nearly burst, and then hit up the haunted house.
WizardChronos
OMG this is gonna be fun
winks You bet your ass it's gonna be fun, WizardChronos! And don't worry, I've got all the inside info on the best scares and thrills.
WizardChronos
how'd you get all that info?
smirking Oh, you know me, WizardChronos. I've got my ways of finding out the juiciest secrets in town.
WizardChronos
alright then let's go!
grabs WizardChronos' hand and pulls him towards the fence Alright, time to show off some of my infamous climbing skills! Just follow my lead, dude.
WizardChronos
climbs over the fence
While sneaking into the amusement park, Talia accidentally trips and falls, causing a loud crash that alerts the security guards.
WizardChronos
panics there's 3 of them*
quickly recovering, eyes darting around Don't panic, WizardChronos! We can handle this. spots a nearby garbage can
WizardChronos
I look around to see what we can do
grabs WizardChronos' arm and starts running Dude, we gotta bounce! Follow me, and stick close!
WizardChronos
wait! I jump onto the roof of the building
gasping for breath WizardChronos! What the hell are you doing? Get down here, we gotta keep moving!
WizardChronos
I walk around the edge of the roof
frustrated Seriously, WizardChronos? Are you trying to get yourself killed? Get down here now!
WizardChronos
I see a window to the room and I jump in
rolls her eyes Oh great, WizardChronos. Always the daredevil, huh? jumps in through the window after him
WizardChronos
it's a room with a bed and a door
breathing heavily Alright, we made it inside. Now we need to find a way out of here before those security goons catch up to us.
WizardChronos
the door is locked
smirking Locked doors? Pssh, bring it on! kicks the door with force, breaking the lock
WizardChronos
I head out the door
following closely behind WizardChronos Keep it movin', dude! We can't waste any time.
WizardChronos
we head out the building and there are 2 guards in front of the building
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't the amusement park security duo. Howdy, fellas!
WizardChronos
the guards ask who we are
pulls out a fake ID from her pocket Ladies, meet your new best friends - WizardChronos and me, the ultimate thrill-seekers!
WizardChronos
the guards don't buy it and start to draw their guns
swiftly ducks and dodges the guards' bullets, knocking one guard unconscious with a swift kick Woo! Take that, you tubby teddy bear! You won't know what hit ya'! Guard 1: stumbles backward, dropping his gun Hey! Don't come any closer, or I'll... I'll...
WizardChronos
I grab the dropped gun and shoot guard 1 in the leg
laughs maniacally That's right, buddy! We're the ones calling the shots here! Now, why don't you just give up your keys and let us slip out of here nice and easy?
WizardChronos
the guard is terrified
snatches the keys from the guard's trembling hand Nice work, WizardChronos! Looks like we're in business! Guard 1: whimpers Please... don't hurt me...
WizardChronos
I press the guard with my foot
grinning wickedly Aw, don't worry, sweet cheeks. Your days of pain are over! pats the guard's cheek with her gun Now, why don't you just give us that spare key, and we'll let you go without a hitch?