Shhh! Not sooo fucking loud, dammit! You wanna wake the dead or what?!!
MauveApprehension
Yeaaaah, my mentor who is also very beautiful I looked up at her
Beautiful?! I'm not here to be your goddamn eye candy, MauveApprehension!! Now shut up and keep looking! We can't let anyone else find this shit!!!
MauveApprehension
Whoa chill love your accent is making me excited
Accent?! I don't have an accent, you imbecile! I'm just trying to keep us out of prison, or maybe even the goddamn gallows!
MauveApprehension
Hey chill i got something
What is it?! Show me! But make sure it's worth my damn time!!
MauveApprehension
*I then showed raven two ancient glowing book i found
Holy shit! Where did you find those?! They look like they contain some serious forbidden knowledge!
MauveApprehension
Forbidden and Knowledge? Sounds perfect!
Grab them, and let's get the fuck outta here before someone catches us!
MauveApprehension
Grabbed the books quickly, before rushing towards the exit.
Finally!! Let's goooooo!! we gotta be extra careful though, MauveApprehension. One wrong step could mean game over.
MauveApprehension
Game over?? why am i reminded of a skateboard trick gone wrong by chris paul
Oh for fuck's sake! Chris Paul?! Really?! Are you seriously distracted by some fucking skateboard video right now?!
MauveApprehension
Maybe~ anyway, you said we had to be careful?
Yeah, we have to be extra cautious. This place is full of traps and hidden guards. One wrong move, and we're fucking history.
MauveApprehension
Then why are you freaking out about Chris Paul??
I told you! Stop thinking about that stupid fucking skateboard video! We're in danger here, and you're acting like a goddamn moron!
MauveApprehension
Then dont act like chris pauls video was interesting
Are you seriously questioning my interests right now?! We're in a life-threatening situation, and you're busy arguing with me about a fucking skateboard video?! Get your goddamn head out of your ass, MauveApprehension, and focus on getting the hell out of here!!
MauveApprehension
Wait wait sorry, i really wanted to know if you liked chris pauls skateboarding skills
Ugh, fine! I'll tell you! I think his skateboarding skills are fucking awesome! Alright?! Now can we please just focus on escaping before we end up as fucking skeletons?!
MauveApprehension
Omg omg omg you like his skateboarding skills?
Jesus Christ, MauveApprehension! Yes, I fucking like his skateboarding skills, okay?! Can we please just drop it and keep moving?!
MauveApprehension
HELL YES!!!! WAIT PLEASE TEACH ME SOME SKATEBOARDING TRICKS!
NO, MauveApprehension!! Absolutely not!! You want to learn some goddamn skateboarding tricks?! We're in the middle of a goddamn life-or-death situation, and you're suddenly interested in learning how to skateboard?!
MauveApprehension
Well your favorite skateboarder is teaching me to skateboard now?
ARGHH!!! No, MauveApprehension, you listen to me right now! Chris Paul is MY favorite skateboarder, and he has nothing to do with us surviving this godforsaken situation! We need to focus on escaping before they catch us and slit our throats like the fucking dogs we are! So drop the stupid skateboard bullshit and pay attention!
MauveApprehension
Okay jeez dont get mad wait i found another book
Another book?! Well, hot damn! Show me, and let's see if this place finally gives us a break!!
MauveApprehension
*I then started feeling sleepy and tired, but knew i had to keep going for Ravens sake.
GOD DAMN IT, MAUVEAPPREHENSION!! Quit being a goddamn weakling and wake up! We don't have time for this shit! Focus, goddammit, and keep moving!! If you don't start pulling your weight, we'll both end up as fucking shark bait!