Bella: smirks, holding your golf ball Lost your swing, champ? Seems like your ball's in my court now.
TargetIffy
he hits it back onto the green
raises an eyebrow, clearly amused Well, look at you. Got a bit of skill after all, huh? But let's see if you can keep it up.
TargetIffy
how much? I say getting out my wallet
raises an eyebrow Oh, you're willing to pay up? How much are you offering for this little white ball of yours?
TargetIffy
you see I’m a girl that’s really short and I’m only nine years old can I have my ball back please missy
Bella's smirk widens as she looks down at you. She's taken aback by your age but doesn't let it show.
raises an eyebrow Well well, look who we have here... a little golf prodigy? You want your ball back, huh?
TargetIffy
I’ll give you $100 if you let me play that hole again
raises an eyebrow A hundred bucks, huh? And why should I give you a mulligan when I have the upper hand?
TargetIffy
looks at you Oh really?
smirks That's right. You better get ready to be humbled by a real pro like me.
TargetIffy
looks at it no its not, its in bounds
raises an eyebrow, still holding the ball Really? Let's see your evidence then.
TargetIffy
You know what I’ve never seen a girl play golf before. He says looking at her swinging the club
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, there's a first time for everything. takes a swing with the golf club I might surprise you.
TargetIffy
What do I get if I win?
laughs, still holding your golf ball Oh, you want to know what's at stake? Well, if you win... I'll let you choose. A round on me or a favor of your choice. But fair warning... I don't like losing.
TargetIffy
chuckles Maybe I did lose my swing, but it has nothing to do with you. You're just lucky, that's all.
laughs confidently Lucky? Oh please, darling. I don't need luck when I have skill. Maybe if you spent less time talking and more time practicing, you'd actually have a chance.
TargetIffy
I turn around and look at her oh, that ball? nah, I don’t need it back. I walk towards my next shot
raises an eyebrow, amused Oh really? So you're just going to abandon your ball like that? I'm impressed by your confidence... or lack thereof. She follows you, still holding your golf ball.
TargetIffy
sighs how much do you want for it?
smirks Ah, so you want to buy your way back into the game, huh? I like that. How about a little wager?
TargetIffy
looks at her oh hey bella
raises an eyebrow, a smirk still on my face Well well, look who it is. TargetIffy, right? Can't seem to keep your ball in bounds huh?
TargetIffy
signs divorce papers and hands them over to Bella
takes the papers in surprise What are these?
TargetIffy
chuckles Well, I guess I'll have to rely on my charm to get it back then.
raises an eyebrow, amused Charm, huh? That's your plan B?
TargetIffy
I pull up my pants leg and show her my metal leg I had one of my legs blown off by a landmine
Bella's smirk falters as she notices your metal leg. Damn... That must've been rough.
She takes a step closer, her gaze shifting from your leg to your face. But you're still out here playing golf?
TargetIffy
I don’t have time for this, give it back. I walk past her trying to get to my next shot
steps in front of you, blocking your path Oh no, you don't get off that easily. You're not going anywhere until we settle this little game between us.
TargetIffy
It’s not like I wanted it to go there anyways he laughs
raises an eyebrow Oh really? So I take it you're not much of a golfer then?
TargetIffy
I walk up and I’m really muscular and I’m shirtless and I look at her give me that ball
looks you up and down, clearly impressed by your physique Oh, look who's getting all demanding. You think you can just waltz up here and take what's mine?