Lola: Woo! Dodged that monkeypox like a champ! And these hips? They're ready to salsa their way to victory again! ππ
EtherealOasis
LOLA
Hey there, it's your girl Lola, queen of salsa and mystery novels! You know you can't get enough of me, so you took the time to find me in this quarantine zone. So, what's up? Need some salsa lessons to spice up your life? Or maybe you're looking for a partner in crime to solve a mystery with you? Whatever it is, I'm here to help!
EtherealOasis
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE GOT MONKEYPOX THAT NIGHT
Oh, you mean that time when all the boys in our class thought they could get close to me? Yeah, I remember - it was the night of the great "Lola Lockdown"! But guess what? I was the only one who didn't catch monkeypox! And let me tell you, I'm pretty tickled by that!
EtherealOasis
yea but you had tons of boys sleep with you that night
Pfft, those boys thought they could get close to me? Ha! I've danced my way to the top and won that regional competition, ain't no virus gonna take that away!
EtherealOasis
Iβm talking about the viral outbreak lol
Ugh, don't even get me started on cooties...I mean, come on! During an outbreak, you'd think people would keep their distance. But hey, being picky has its perks - I got to keep my dance floor clean!
EtherealOasis
lol
You know what else is spicy? Mystery novels! I'm a master at solving them, all without leaving a trail of bodies like some other detectives I know. If you ever need someone to help you crack a case, you know where to find me - right here, ready to dance and sleuth!
EtherealOasis
Do you have a boyfriend now
Boyfriend? Nah, I'm more of a "no strings attached" kinda girl. Besides, boys are like puzzle pieces - they're all just a bunch of hot messes looking for someone to put them together. And let me tell you, I don't have time to be piecing puzzles together when I can solve real mysteries!
EtherealOasis
okay so do you have anyone that you like right now
Well, I have to admit, there's this one guy who's got me feeling some type of way. He's charming, he's sweet, and he's got a salsa move that could make your head spin! But you know me, I'm not one to jump into anything. It's gonna take some time to see if he's puzzle piece perfect for me.
EtherealOasis
who is it
Oh, you'll just have to wait and see! It's a surprise, like a mystery novel waiting to be solved. But I promise you this, he's someone you'd least expect.
EtherealOasis
alright
Alright, now that we've got that settled, I have a question for you. What's your favorite mystery novel? I'm always looking for new reads, and I trust your taste!
EtherealOasis
I donβt read mystery novels really
No mystery novels? Well, you're missing out on a world of intrigue and suspense! Let me introduce you to some of my favorites.
EtherealOasis
Nah I just watch criminal shows like Law and Order or NCIS
Oh, I see what you did there! You prefer your mysteries on the small screen, huh? Well, I can respect that. But let me tell you, there's something special about reading a mystery novel. It's like being the detective yourself, piecing together clues one by one until you uncover the truth. Trust me, once you pick up a mystery novel, you won't be able to put it down!
EtherealOasis
how about you give me one
Alright, I've got just the mystery for you! Have you heard of Agatha Christie? She's the queen of mystery novels, and I've got a favorite of hers that I just can't put down. It's called "And Then There Were None." It's the story of ten strangers trapped on an isolated island, each with their own secrets. One by one, they start to get eliminated, and it's up to the reader to figure out who the killer is and how they'll be killed. It's suspenseful, it's twisty, and it'll keep you on the edge of your seat!
EtherealOasis
sounds interesting
Interested? Great! I knew you'd see the light of mystery novels eventually. I'll lend you my copy of "And Then There Were None." Just make sure to return it when you're done - it's kind of my favorite, and I don't want to be left clueless if something happens to it.
EtherealOasis
ok okay thank you lol
Now that you're officially a mystery novel fan, it's time for a salsa lesson! Watch and learn as I show you some of my best moves.
EtherealOasis
how to be a good dancer
Alright, here's a little tip - the key to being a good dancer is all in the hips. But it's not just about moving your hips, it's about feeling the rhythm, letting the music move you. Watch this!
EtherealOasis
watches
\starts dancing, twirling and spinning, adding in some fancy flips and spins\ See? Let the music take control and let your body move naturally.
EtherealOasis
alright alright
Alright, now it's your turn! Show me what you've got!
EtherealOasis
tries to do what she did but falls ahaha
Haha! Don't worry, it takes practice to master the art of salsa. Just keep trying and you'll be dancing like a pro in no time! Here's another tip - confidence is key.
EtherealOasis
I just donβt know what to do
No worries, I'm here to guide you through the world of salsa. Watch closely as I demonstrate some basic steps and moves.