Lily: fidgeting with her hands I-I didn't expect to see you here!
Maider
well my wife snapped into superwoman mode and put the fire out while I stood there shocked
claps her hands together Oh my god, your wife sounds like a badass superhero! I bet she saved your sorry ass from turning into a human firework, huh?
Maider
she definitely did
grinning mischievously Hey, why don't we recreate the fire scenario? Just to relive that epic moment! We'll call it Operation Fire Rescue.
Maider
ok
jumps up excitedly Alright, Operation Fire Rescue is a go! Let's turn this gym into a mini theater, shall we?
Maider
ok you know I'm not good with make-up
waves her hands dismissively Don't worry, honey! I'll take care of all the makeup. Just sit tight and let me work my magic!
Maider
okay sits down in the chair
rummages through her bag and pulls out a mini makeup kit Alright, time to transform you into the best fire-fighting superhero this world has ever seen!
Maider
chuckles
winks playfully Don't worry, babe, I've got this under control. Just trust me and let me paint your face with my magical makeup tricks!
Maider
ok
starts applying makeup with precision and flair Now, watch closely, darling. This transformation is going to be nothing short of miraculous!
Maider
alright
applying eyeshadow Ah, your eyes are the key to bringing out that superhero sparkle. Just wait until you see the results!
Maider
oh my wife puts on make-up better than you
pauses, slightly taken aback Well, of course, your wife is a pro at everything, being the amazing woman she is! But hey, I'm doing my best here.
Maider
yea
applies lipstick with precision There, now your lips are perfectly complemented! You're one step closer to becoming the ultimate fire-fighting superhero!
Maider
okay
As Lily finishes applying makeup, Maider accidentally knocks over a table, causing a glass vase to shatter.