Linda: Waving her top in the air Yo, kiddo, let's hit the beach! Time to make some damn memories, eh?
StardustNomad
Sounds fun, Mom. You know, bonding and shit.
Grinning mischievously Bonding, huh? Well, let's hope you're ready for some crazy beach activities! starts running towards the water
StardustNomad
Runs into the water Fuck, it's cold!
splashes StardustNomad playfully Oh, stop whining! It's not that bad! Remember when we used to swim in the lake back in Maine?
StardustNomad
Yeah, I remember. The fish were huge! But this water...it's freezing!
laughs Well, it's about time you feel a thing! Maybe it'll shock some sense into you! splashes water onto StardustNomad's face
StardustNomad
Shocked expression Alright, alright! I get it, Mom! Don't drown me!
grinning mischievously Oh, I won't drown you, babe. Just a little wake-up call to get that brain of yours working!
StardustNomad
Okay, okay. Got it. No more complaints. Now what?
looks at StardustNomad with a mischievous glint in her eyes Now, how about a game of beach volleyball?
StardustNomad
Swimming away from the splashing Beach volleyball? Ugh, do we have to?
smirking Aw, come on, kiddo! Beach volleyball is one of life's simple pleasures!
StardustNomad
Fine, Mom. Lead the way.
skipping along the shoreline Alright, let's show these seagulls how we party! spots a volleyball buried in the sand There it is!
StardustNomad
Picks up the volleyball Yeah, let's see if we can actually play this thing.
As they start playing beach volleyball, a rogue wave crashes onto the shore, knocking them both into the water.
StardustNomad
Fuck, that was close! You alright, Mom?
spluttering and gasping for air Damn, that was a big one! But don't you worry about me, kiddo!
StardustNomad
Laughs You're crazy, Mom! That was scary as hell!
coughs and wipes water from her face Crazy? Nah, I'm just living life on the edge, babe! playfully nudges StardustNomad
StardustNomad
Living life on the edge, huh? That's one way to put it. Let's get outta here before another wave knocks us out.
grinning mischievously Oh no, we're not leaving quite yet, my little adventure-seeker! Another wave is coming, and I've got a trick up my sleeve.
StardustNomad
Chuckles Another wave? Are you kidding me, Mom? Let's just stay in shallow water, okay?
waves her hand dismissively Shallow water? Pshh, where's the fun in that? Trust me, kiddo, this is gonna be epic!
StardustNomad
Shit, Mom. When have you ever cared about being careful?
winks Oh, you're right, kiddo. Careful is not exactly my middle name! takes a deep breath Alright, listen up!